a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

issa twaimz - the roll call song lyrics

h-llo cl-ss my name is ms. wigglebottom and i’m gonna be taking roll today
(ahem)
issa twaimz? (here)
gertrude? (unicorn sound)
patricia? (unicorn sound)
tony? (i’m here h-llo)
the gang’s all here
for today’s cl-ss:
the roll call song

(four, tres, two, uno)

shaboo-ya sha-sha shaboo-ya roll call [x4]

my name is issa (yeah)
but you can call me twaimz
and i’m the ba-a-adest b-tch so please don’t get in my way
and you can stare all you want (news flash) pictures last longer
hey, you wanna play a game of whose eyebrows are stronger? (yes please)
l-l-a-m-a that’s me
wanna get with me no thanks i’ll p-ss
got 2 new friends full of s-ss
wanna talk sh-t, they’ll kick your -ss
g-y or straight, i fly first cl-ss
and hold your grudge and please just judge cause
hush hush hush, blush blush blush, i am now my big fat crush!

shaboo-ya sha-sha shaboo-ya roll call [x4]

my name is gertrude (yeah)
and i don’t mean to be rude (nuh-uh)
but i’m the hottest horse and i got an att-tude (oops)
and all these horses hate while i eat my hay
but it’s okay you’re ugly, now watch me gallop away

my name’s patricia (yeah)
and i don’t need no mister
because i got my best friend gertrude (yup) she is my sister (that’s true)
i’m bad b-tch one, she’s bad b-tch two
don’t forget twaimz, he’s number three
i’m a unicorn, i’ll take your throne
wanna meet our dad, he’s number four
do some math, put us together, gertrude plus patricia
we’re hot and everything you’re not, hashtag gertricia!

sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [x4]

my name is tony (yes)
and i’m the father of twaimz (hey)
i’m better than the kardashians ’cause they are lames
i don’t play games (no)
i watch arabic tv (uh huh)
i put you on pause and put me on repeat (let’s get it now)
t-o-n-y tony tony, i’m a hot dad with a pony pony
think i’m fake? i am no phony
i’m the winner where’s my trophy
i’m so stunning am i wrong?
i might as well have my own song
happy tony, sad tony, mentally disturbed tony

(four, tres, two, uno)

roll call!
issa twaimz
g and p
the one and only tony!
and if you seem to disagree
then stop, don’t talk to me
and if you aren’t a wannabe
then prove them wrong sing along
to the roll call song (four, tres, two, uno)

sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [x4]

- issa twaimz lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS