ivan schultz - christmas rap lyrics
santa i’m here for some banta
you need to drink some fanta
here come shady
oh god he’s raidin the north pole
hey looks like he’s on a roll
santa claus why did ya pause
are ya waitin for the applause
no thanks or raws from ya fans
aww have i already ruined your plans
oh you left them at your nans
look at these trans
it’s pretty much christmas
make a wish miss
kiss this, an you may get a surprise
looks like i’m on the rise
with my own demise
conceding on fifa like
omg he actually tries
his hardest with lard
this is hardest
now who want to be the witness
of this fitness murder scene
i’ve been seen fleein with
the dead guys ties and lies
when these kids cries
you know i shot santa and
drank a bottle of fanta…
santa i’m here for some banta
you need to drink some fanta
here come shady
oh god he’s raidin the north pole
hey looks like he’s on a roll
ok santa. you little w-nka
you wanna ranta bout me
i’ll shoot you in the head then flee
but it’s jut me
i’m white don’t have to flee
police don’t believe that i did it
plus this wit could save ma life
so hurry up and get ma knife
back on track
oh do you really hate mr mack
bald headed pr-ck
all he do is l!ck on a d-ck
you wanna see a trick.”bang”
your present for this time of year
it’s finally here
my words are like actual weaponry
you gonna step to me
didn’t think so. you think slow
that mean you couldn’t rap
so go take another nap
cause your sh-t is boring
even santa claus is snoring
room full of elves
they sleep on shelves
santa i’m here for some banta
you need to drink some fanta
here come shady
oh god he’s raidin the north pole
hey looks like he’s on a roll
ok i think it’s time to end
you want to borrow rap from me
but i don’t lend
santa this is goodbye my friend
don’t need no therapist
cause i’m a terrorist in rap
and you just walked into my trap
don’t sit there and fap
come on at least try and rap
santa locked down in eminems
bas-m-nt. with a present(prasent)
i think we need another replacement
they won’t notice or retrace
that final step. even after they slept
won’t ever figure it out
even if he shout. another crazy loon
here comes the moon
now i guess it’s noon
there’s no more banta
throw away the fanta
bring out the the strongbow
after a long flow
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