i've made too much pasta - raccoon song lyrics
you might think its weird i’m a raccoon
i don’t think its weird at all
raccoons are the most adaptable animals
you might even see one at the mall
we’re fluffing around your backyard at night
we’re taking over j-pan
three raccoons in a trench coat could easily p-ss as a hideous man
could easily p-ss as a hideous man
could easily p-ss as a hideous, nonvocal, strange smelling man
a group of raccoons is called a “death squad”
a hundred raccoons is too many raccoons
a motel full of raccoons is called a “fluff box”
but one raccoon is just called a raccoon
one raccoon is just called a raccoon
one raccoon is just called a raccoon
one day there might be a raccoon president
and then what would you say?
they’d be like: “[raccoon noises]”
and solve all the world’s problems in one day
there are no raccoons on the moon ’cause they would have chewed a hole through the side
there were no raccoons on the t-tanic cause they new it would sink and die
some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
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