izzy tepe - the felony of brett barthelemy lyrics
[intro: izzy tepe]
this is for you
you no+good, chocolate selling
meathead
cyanide k!ller
how’s your little song doing now?
oh, sorry
i meant bobby’s song
[verse 1: izzy tepe]
what was that you said?
don’t worry, i won’t fret
you said my grandma wasn’t dead
i might forgive
i won’t forget
i bet you joffrey doesn’t know
you go on k!lling sprees
so tour jeté and balancé
you don’t belong in nyc
cameron tino’s understudy
what a true defeat
that burger costume’s really cute
i bet it’s moldy meat
i’d rather chasse en tournant
than see your face again
i bet you want a real fight
so let the games begin
into the woods
but out of my heart
was it worth the war you started?
you got your beans
you got your cow
but no one wants your dairy now
you had to pretend to love a guy
and now you’re the apple of everyone’s eye
don’t forget
don’t you fret
we’re all actors on this jet set
chorus line was just okay
i wasn’t really shocked
my favorite part was when you bowed
oh wait, i didn’t go
you think that you’re the president of me
you are so keen
you think you set the precedent
but now you woke the queen
i learned from my descendants
they knew just what to do
they prepared me for this moment
and now i will impale you
[verse 2: tristan heavner]
frank abagnale?
more like frank “flop and fail”
we share a dressing room
and i’m glad it will be over soon
you’ve grown up
and lookie see
somehow you got taller
and just remember that one day
you’ll be dead in living color
you got the lead in catch me
and american in paris
a pretty face won’t last too long
i just asked roger maris
you’ll get your peanut b+tter
and you’ll get your crisped rice
so next time that you have a choice
gee whiz, you’ll do what’s right
[verse 3: izzy tepe]
don’t forget about p+n+s privilege
but that wasn’t always true
some auditions shut you down
the orient express is leaving without you
jerry mulligan: a jerk
annoying and distracting
meisner, sanford, classical
i’m guessing someone’s method acting
next time you buy sweets
think about who you’re making rich
you might not want the heat
because payback is a b+tch
poor xavier, what a friend!
guess he’s the only one
your interview would never end
i sighed when it was done
“five… six… seven eight!”
it’s time to set the record straight
you may be a part of my family tree
but get this
your girlfriend buys chocolate from me
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