icp insane clown posse – mad professer lyrics
he he he
oh sh-t he’s here
hi
hi ya doing
is this the right place for that furniture ahh
yeah sure is come on in
pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch so that’s the couch eh
yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
that’s pretty f-ckin nice i haven’t seen whoa, you all right there?
excuse me real apolstry
i ain’t seen nothin like that since sh-t, like back in the
mother f-cker
you want my couch
you mother f-cker
i need your m-th-r f-ckin brain
you can’t have my couch
what da the f-ck you thinking
now come here you big fat m-th-r f-cker get on the table
i was never popular this i’ll admit f-ck school
school never liked me cool
all the kids would always beat me till i’m half dead
make fun of the size of my forehead
but that sh-t never bothered me
see momma and mother they owned a lot of property
they had a science lab in the bas-m-nt
and that’s where my free time
well were my time was spent
i made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
cluck cluck cluck then it was dead
i made a lot of things though
like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha sh-t yeah
but im still lonely i need a homie
so i collected limbs and made me a zombie
i could have made me a girlie friend
but f-ck that i got my girlie right here yeah
you can call me mad professor
i will make a friend for me
you can call me mad professor
we will rule eternity
so this is like where you live
that’s right why you don’t like it
i mean oh my god it’s dirty
do you like?
hehe shut up b-tch
give me your tippie toes
i used some many body parts it was crazy
i killed a whole bunch of m-th-r f-cker like what 80
they all chipped in on my special friend
everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
i hear the other children outside
keep it down you little b-tches i’ll skin your f-ckin hide
trunks full this parts wack
somehow i gotta attach this nut sack
sh-t f-ck i’m sawing of an elbow
looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
or better yet look out the f-ckin window
i see a storm comin it’s all most time to roll
screw the head on come on come
it’s the dugish rugish bone
ok it’s time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
f-ck sh-t didn’t work
you can call me mad professor
i will make a friend for me
you can call me mad professor
we will rule eternity
hey
hey you call for a wrecker
sure did come on in
i got the truck ready out side i’m gonna go ahead
oh m-th-r f-cko what you’d hit me
with a f-ckin frying pan or somethin
what the f-ck,
you crazy m-th-r f-cko ow that sh-t hurts
come here
i’m gonna f-ck you up
get back here
he’s trying to kill me
it wasn’t always easy let me tell ya
but f-ck that uhh cause i ain’t no failure
i put the sh-t with the veins and snip that wait a minute
you here that
yeah
it’s alive i just gotta wake it up
hand me that rock and rye
pour it in the cup and give it to his -ss wait hold up pause
i ain’t cleaning his draws man f-ck that
get him set get ‘im ready its all most time
paint his ugly face up almost like mine
i see him twitching, i’m on a roll
he can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
turn the hertz all the way up for this sh-t
and just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
did it work you make the call?
sh-ggy?
what up y’all?
you can call me mad professor
i will make a friend for me
you can call me mad professor
we will rule eternity (3x)
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