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itsthechef – higher ed. lyrics

(intro)
young americans, check it!

(verse 1)
i’m not your everyday schoolboy
cuttin’ cl-ss, google searchin’ tolstoy
you may mistaken me for mammoth
swinging in the cl-ssroom on a hammock, can’t stand it, all the
homework, cuny portal, final papers and examinations
call me stannis, find me dead because of premonitions
mama said i was the child who was promised
a yellow asian boy, who mistook his skin for jaundice

for honest, my goddess, winter is upon us
i’m out her acting crazy, social sk!lls i gotta polish
demolished, reflection in the mirror need to harness some
fetti confidence then i’m marching back to college
i acknowledge, your many contributions, all the
concerts and the late nights, staying up past bedtime
on your couch, july 4th, twilight
imagining forever like i wouldn’t wake tomorrow, like

(chorus)
please exercise caution never
seen this dog bite but he won’t stop barking something’s under that carpet and i reckon it’s not aladdin or a
latin church service or some tickets to commencement for your
mother, father, sister, brother, when is
‘topher graduating i don’t even know his major, i’m a
chronic masturbator, made the front page of the paper, twice what a vice it is to cater to the people, i

(verse 2)
think i’m in love with myself now
found the courage to accept my own apologies
the good life, is nothing short of an anomaly
ignorance is bliss but they try to educate me
when i’m shouting out they, it ain’t nothing but an ink stain
cl-stered in a rorshach, hybrid cannabis strain
don’t get it twisted in the visuals
i’m a buoyant individual floating on in swimming pools

baking in the sun, illegal substance in my lungs
i ain’t getting any younger so i exercise my tongue
saying prayers, song lyrics, movie quotes, stories, jokes
as if i need to smoke to be creative dude i’m living in the matrix
programming all the beats got the lotion on my feet to make my cipher complete, uh
temptations of a sinner, complacent mind has me late for dinner, i’m bitter

(chorus 2)
first thing in the morning think of jumping off buildings
call the suicide hotline ringin’ for a minute, check!
i’m an animal on exhibit like
harambe in ohio, live “the life of pablo” to the fullest
right, wrong, how the h-ll should i know?
i’m walking on a tight rope counting blessings right before my bullets
for the gun i never had the b-lls to purchase
somewhere deep down ‘topher knows that life is worth it

(bridge)
i live for perfect fifths on wedding days
live for half-baked cookies even though i keep it gluten-free
and mama couldn’t get through to me
major in accounting get a job and live comfortably
i was never, one for obedience
master-slave dichotomy, dangerous was immediate
manger too small for a full grown christ
and my idols don’t fall from the pedestal twice

(chorus)
i am grounded
recognize, young and reckless
chicken thighs for lunch, philly cheese for breakfast
months carrying the ring on the necklace, bad dreams
manifested through the tet-n-s, lockjaw penciled into
the middle of the setlist, let the music be your exit for a
life that is bearable, but difficult to relish in
guilty of embellishment

in this moment, i’m feeling mighty fine!
well hydrated as i watch the sunrise
sittin on the roof in my boxers, alitalia left my
bag back in rome and i refuse to get fl-stered
serving up a tart, all i’m eating is the custard
sunny side down just never really sounded right
no longer chasing happy feelings, i can
manage my depression for the time being

life is too boring without drama, try transgendered saunas
or bruce jenner’s offspring smoking marijuana
sip that tall americana, spit that
everyday dialogue, let your brain dial-up
blossom, bubbles, b-ttercup
awesome, cuddles, blunderbuss
there’s always room for seconds, but
i draw the last straw, no thank you, itsthechef, i’ve had enough

- itsthechef lyrics

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