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j.d. blackfoot - flushed you from the toilets of my heart lyrics

so i’d like to tell you a little bit about it
see, me and this old boy, johnny merle durzo is up in the mountains of california and both our chickies kind of playing around hard in the back
you know what i mean?
so we decided to sit down and leave our minds right?
this little ditty about them called
“flush you from the toilets of my heart” –
“hort”, as they say down south
and i hope they’re listening out there in radio land because i know it’ll grab them right where they live

and if the piano player’s back from tea yet, i’d like a little arpeggio

hey, would you please get it on?

thank you

boy’s got fingers just like lightning, don’t he? can i have that again?
all right, here we go!

[chorus]
well, i flushed you from the toilets of my heart
yes, i flushed you from the toilets of my heart
i see you floating in the bowl
a sump+a+pump ah sucked you down the hole
yes i flushed you from the toilets of my heart – hort!

you mind if i sing along?
[verse 1]
i sure regret ah taking you for my wife
cause you have made a carbuncle out of my life
oh, i hate your dad burned guts
you and your sister are just a couple of sl+ts
yes, i sure regret ah taking you for my wife

mister i’d like to sing along

[verse 2]
i’m going out to sleep with ole blue in the shed, yes, i am
i’m getting sick and tired of you farti’ in my bed
well, it wouldn’t have been so bad
except for the last six weeks she’s had diarrhea
and i’m going out and sleep with ole’ blue in the shed

i told you all i want to sing along

[verse 3]
i took your picture off my bathroom wall – yes i did
and i throwed it face up into nelly’s stall
well she saw your goofy grin
she promptly sh+t and stomped it in
yes i took your picture off if my bathroom wall

i like singin’
key and e boys!
here we go…

thank you for having me here, mister
it’s such a beautiful song
hits me right at the heart
once tangled up and now i have none

[verse 4]
well i wiped you from the bowels of
my mind – can i sing that?
yes, i have
yes, i wiped you from the bowels of mind
and i swapped you while you snoozed with the paper that i used
yes, i wiped you from the bowels of mind

i like this

[verse 5]
i’d like to find a way to rub you out
and if i weren’t broke i’d surely jump and shout
cause next to out is gompers
you got the ugliest set of chompers
yes, i’d like to find a way to rub you out

lawdy…
[verse 6]
dragged her body up on chawktaw ridge (where’s that?)
and i chucked it off the tallahatchie bridge (good god)
and now i go there when i’m sad but the fishin’s awful bad
yes i chucked her body off of that dag burn bridge

that’s a far out verse man
everybody now!

[chorus]
well, i flushed you from the toilets of my heart
yes, i flushed you from the toilets of my heart
i seen you floating in the bowl
a sump+a+pump ah sucked you down the hole
yes i flushed you from the toilets of my har+r+r+r+r a+a+a+r+r+r+r+t!

hort!

boys heady – that there last note’s a k!ller

thanks for letting me sing along, mister!

- j d blackfoot lyrics

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