j-hall (rapper) - tinder catfish lyrics
[intro]
ayy
yeah, yeah, man
tinder got some weird sh+t poppin’ off
you know what i’m sayin’?
could be a good thing, could be a weird thing, ayy
[chorus]
i pretend that i’m not alone
but really, i’m lookin’ for a girl
so i go on tinder, then i roam
to try to get a girl to my home
swipe right, swipe left, super like, then i step
swipe right, swipe left, super like, okay, bet
swipe right, swipe left, super like, then i step
swipe right, swipe left, super like, okay, bet
[verse]
mеt this pretty lil’ bitty, she a city girl
whole lotta ass, [?], shе a freaky girl
slid into the dms like, “hey, how you doin’?”
then she text me that she good, with that w, b, and u
i said that i’m good, i think that we should
get more understood so that i can prove
so i hit her with that snap, and said, “hey, follow me back”
and i couldn’t help to think that i’m ’bout to tap that
i be sendin’ selfies just to make her send one back (send that sh+t)
but she only sendin’ pictures that she took a while back
thought that she was kinda sus, but your boy ain’t gonna fuss
h+rny and don’t give a f+ck, i just wanna bust a nut (bust a nut)
i told her, “slide to my crib”, she said “nah, let’s go to eat” (eat)
i ask her where she at, she said she staying on the east
okay, bet, got up in my car, i know where to speed (skrrt)
to sonny’s barbecue, that’s where she said we gotta meet (meet)
then she pulled up out the lot with ’bout ten people in the back (what?)
then she hopped out her car, and man, i had a heart attack
at the sight of her face, and that jigglin’ belly fat
then her mom took pictures of me, hmm, she was [?]
and i couldn’t f+ckin’ leave her, ’cause her family was there
and i said, “let’s go to eat”, so i could get up out of there
and she so d+mn boring (boring)
so i got the chicken dip before she saw me again
[chorus]
i pretend that i’m not alone
but really, i’m lookin’ for a girl
so i go on tinder, then i roam
to try to get a girl to my home
swipe right, swipe left, super like, then i step
swipe right, swipe left, super like, okay, bet
swipe right, swipe left, super like, then i step
swipe right, swipe left, super like, okay, bet
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