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j is for friends – ¡el crabs! lyrics

[hook: froggman]
i was seein’ a girl for a while
a couple months and i called her my treasure
you could say she was a kabourophile
‘cus i got crabs and my b+lls were in displeasure
i got crabs, oh they itch so badly
oh, it burns, how could you do this baby
that’s it, we can no longer be together
i’m gonna spread my crabs to another treasure

[verse 1: ask the storyteller]
sh+ll shocked cowabunga see how the cowards humbled
by a krill who use a sushi roll like thor hammers
they switch sides and roll tides like alabama its they culture
but these not homes on plantations, they just sand castles

[verse 2: mydog]
down here, trash is a way of life
ariel with her trinkets, krill with fork and knife
your boy, just trying to stay alive like
red lobster after selling unlimited shrimp for too low a price

[hook: froggman]
i was seein’ a girl for a while
a couple months and i called her my treasure
you could say she was a kabourophile
‘cus i got crabs and my b+lls were in displeasure
i got crabs, oh they itch so badly
oh, it burns, how could you do this baby
that’s it, we can no longer be together
i’m gonna spread my crabs to another treasure
[verse 3: beautiful panda]
crab boy, crab boy
won’t you come and k!ll this koi
jork your sh+t and admit
this game is too hard for you

[verse 4: az]
i keep my claw in my sh+ll so my fish don’t swell
krill’s smile keeps me up and all is well
we dip, duck, dodge, and dive in ocean waves
ay wait, when’s the last time big a saved?

[hook: froggman]
i was seein’ a girl for a while
a couple months and i called her my treasure
you could say she was a kabourophile
‘cus i got crabs and my b+lls were in displeasure
i got crabs, oh they itch so badly
oh, it burns, how could you do this baby
that’s it, we can no longer be together
i’m gonna spread my crabs to another treasure

[verse 5: sio]
none of the mermaids care about us sh+llfish
they think we can’t protect ourselves it’s really selfish
but i pull up with my crab yeah i’m strapped with a crab
i take another dab then i shoot you with my crab
[verse 6: rdcwest]

[verse 7: confuzzled]
cl!ckety clack of my claws as i stibbedy stab you with my fork
sh+lleporting round the ocean, always in motion, causing commotion
you see trash, no i’m krill, diving at the chance to k!ll
i’ll make it home… or drown trying to pay off this bl++dy loan

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