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j.k. the reaper - destroy all humans lyrics

[intro]
pastor jabbie, pastor jabbie! please! please baptize us! please!
the f-ck? baptize you? sh-t man, get this f-ck n-gga out my church! ay, sister mary, can you get this f-ck n-gga out my church, please?
as i was saying…

[verse]
tell me she a virgin with a handful of d-ck
in the middle of a party, take a pic, then switch
when i die keep a f-ck n-gga off me
and put a velvet rope around my coffin
where’s my coffee?
i’m getting big headed, i’m al sharpton
yeah, i’ll have you beheaded, i’m medieval
yeah, i sent the b-tch a picture of my d-ck (hehe)
and she tell me it was photoshopped (ayy)
maybe i’m sleepy and need adderall
up up and, away, we pulling off (um)
and if anybody’s fathered, then i’m not involved
that’s why i got misty all on my pokéb-lls
baby i flex a lot like onix
you do not want me to be honest
you do not want me to be honest
have you seen me lately?
how the f-ck have i been modest, like?
yeah i look better than your best friend
tell a b-tch to meet me at the west end
i hate when i’m f-cking on a b-tch
and she stop me like “who the f-ck you texting?”
all of my n-ggas, they need info, duh
all of my n-ggas, they need nymphos, duh
less t–th, more gums, duh
b-tch, what the f-ck?

[intermission]
ay, yo, i’m recording close the door-
wh- whoa whoa!!
they’r- they’re real!
wait! wait!
nha! nha! nha!!

[beat switch]

[verse 2]
aye
i don’t smoke weed no more
got high and, i didn’t feel me no more
so hight that i could’ve dapped god
then i look her in eye and, i ask her what she made me for (yuh)
i got a lean plug next door
and the wh0r- in the blue contoure what i f-ck
i done did so much c0ke when sneeze i snuff
when i breathe, that’s dust
i’m a walking corpse (you think you’re the only one?)
yuh, i really need a shrink
i been popping molly like senzu bean
back when i was f-cking b-tches in evisu jeans
i’m from north carolina, don’t forget that
got southern bells all on my d-ck fat
send her to another n-gga with some tic-tacs
now she all up in his face and her breath stink
i can rip apart a n-gga whole faceplate (ooh, uh)
hit him so hard that he thought he got a facetat (uh)
ayy, when i pull up n-ggas turn to wendy williams (uh)
f-ck you having a heatstroke
only f-ck n-ggas use peepholes
i throw a rock through your window
and walk around and knock on the motherf-cking frontdoor

[outro]
honey, what’s on the television? hm?

sad and breaking news today in america. famous rapper j.k. the reaper was gunned down in his studio while working on his album. forensic says that they found s-m-n samples everywhere, and they’re finding out who’s dna was left at the scene now. but in the meantime, america, stay safe and be on the lookout for a suspect between 5’1 and 7’4, black male. that’s all the info we have for you today, stay safe america, this is tony bukkake, signing out!

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