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j walter negro & the loose jointz - shoot the pump lyrics

yo mom, can i use a monkey wrench?
no, i’m not gonna shoot the pump, i just wanna work on my bicycle for a little bit
thanks a lot, i’ll bring it right back, really
yo lou, i got the wrench man!
you can?
alright man, if you see lonnie tell him we’re down at the pump, alright?
(whoo!)
yo, it’s sidney lon
yo sid, you got money for an icee?
yo, check it out

first you get yourself a can then you empty it out
you expose both ends then you twist and shout
then you make like a monkey with a monkey wrench
’cause you feel a little funky, got a thirst to quench
then you turn up the pressure, then you turn up the funk
you put the spray in the can, that’s how you shoot the pump

let me see you shoot it, sidney!

wow, you got that chick wet all the way across the street sidney!
oh, she sure does look fine with her t#shirt wet too, don’t she?
yo get that dude on the bicycle, man, ha ha, you got it good, yo man
yo, you get me wet i’ll bust your face, little boy!
yo otis i didn’t know that was you
yo cadillac, open window! yo, check it out!

first you get yourself a can then you empty it out
shake both those hands then you twist and shout
(uh, you do know how to twist and shout, don’t you baby?)
then you make like a monkey with a monkey wrench
’cause you feel a little funky, got a thirst to quench
(it’s like mello yello and make you wanna chicka#chicka#chug#a#lug)
then you turn up the pressure, then you turn up the funk
you put the spray in the can, that’s how you shoot the pump
go on and shoot it, tomas!

[police skit]
1#adam#12, 1#adam#12, see the man, fire hydrant being illegally used, over
get away from that fire hydrant you punk
don’t you know there’s a water shortage!
malloy, look out, there’s something in his hand, you better just shoot the punk!
##gun shots##
oh my god red, it was only a monkey wrench

shoot the pump
shoot the pump, i wanna shoot the pump
shoot the pump, hey yeah
shoot the pump
shoot the pump, i wanna shoot the pump
shoot the pump, hey yeah
shoot the pump
shoot the pump, i wanna shoot the pump
shoot the pump, hey yeah
shoot the pump
shoot the pump, don’t you wanna shoot the pump?
shoot the pump
shoot it!

yo throw me an icee, throw me an icee
check this out man

wow man that was fun
hey, i’m alright man, where’d you hide the wrench?
yeah i’m gonna turn it on again, the police are gone
yo man, if you didn’t have your bullet#proof vest on he wouldv’e k!lled you man
yo man i’m gonna live forever or die tryin’
now give me that can kid, and sit down and check it out

first you get yourself a can of krylon black
there’s a store on the corner where i know you can rack
(tell me, why do you buy ’em duro?)
then you hook up your letters with a real fat tap
’cause you know j. walter just loves to rap
(that’s why they call me the plain brown rapper)
then you turn up the pressure, then you turn up the funk
you use the spray in the can, that’s how you shoot the pump
now let me see you shoot it boys and girls

- j walter negro the loose jointz lyrics

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