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j_pastey - paranormal lyrics

[josh gates]
and in the paranormal world, we’ve caught a lot of things that… i look at and can’t explain

[j_pastey, josh gates]
j_pastey, it’s the modern martin mystery
slurping on some spirits while we be making history
we be on the hunt for fortune and fame
so we finna get into the paranormal game, yeah
i’ll be going out and i’ll be bringing back a shrunken head
and when i come back i’ll get so much f-ckin’ street cred
this be getting scary that be why you getting sweaty
this situation ’bout as hairy as a f-ckin’ yeti
throwback to a thing that i have said before
but i got a horse d-ck so you can call me a centaur
we selling our souls so we can be superstars
the riches and the b-tches is what i’m really in it for
i want a mansion so big we walking through like scooby-doo
if you want it solved, then you best get with the sf crew (well, it’s a group effort)
we will be the biggest names from atlanta to atlantis
with red eyes like the mothman while we smoking cannabis
i’ll be in the x-files working with professionals
while i’m probing b-tches like an extraterrestrial
we be making them about as wet as a mermaid
even area 51 could not keep us contained
these b-tches so two-faced, you’d swear they shape-shift
we so unbelievable some people don’t think we exist
if you want me, i’ll be ghost riding the whip
and hoping jael de pardo wanna get up on this d-ck, yeah

[yung jizz, josh gates, buddy alex]
pull up in a ghost, call me josh gates (hi)
we found the blair witch and this the hidden tape, ay (i don’t need a ghostwriter)
i f-ck a b-tch so hard she’s screaming like a banshee
i pull out in my banshee and your b-tch tryna catch me
my studio is haunted, i k!lled so many tracks
i hear a bump in the night, i’m thinking “what was that?”
and y’all don’t believe me like doubting dave
but i’mma end up in a early grave
you can’t say that i wasn’t brave
the leviathan couldn’t ride my wave
my d-ck’s the size of the mongolian death worm
i’m about to leave her alone in the desert
but she’s scared of the basilisk
too bad she’s just a basic b-tch
her p-ssy smell like the loch ness monster, she on destination cooch
the universe that we know is altered, sf looking for the truth (fire)
got so many eyes on me at the club, this like the island of dolls (the island of dolls)
i hear a voice down a dark hall, but i don’t see nothing at all
think i saw the jersey devil, call me taylor hall
y’all can’t reach my level like a phoenix i’m above you all

i go back for the girl that i left in the desert, but she was already dead
a sphinx was chomping on her head, so i pumped that b-tch full of lead, then i fled (-bang-)
i’m so fly like the thunderbird
my b-tch she short like a leprechaun
i f-ck her corpse, she ain’t say a word
but i’mma still eat out her lucky charms
i hope that i don’t get cursed, but now i’m starting to feel numb in the arm
then all of a sudden i see a wendigo sp-wn and walk out of lake huron (this is insane!)
now i’m going crazy like poltergeist
i didn’t know i could get this hype
i’m feeling so high i’m like “jesus christ” (buddy!)
i guess i’m the human sacrifice

[buddy alex, j_pastey]
i thought i taught you guys a lesson
i was stressing since i witnessed loch nessie eat my bestie (-roar-)
i said “holy f-ck!” and fled scotland, now i’m holed up connecting dots in my apartment
the sh-t i saw could get you haunted
evil presence make you feel unwanted (boo!)
plus the e.t. autopsy made me vomit (blah!)
trench-coated men with black hats be har-ssing me
on the ttc, they know what i’ve seen (aah!)
they be steady tryna f-ckin’ silence me
once again i gotta flee pr-nto
and book a flight the f-ck out of toronto (-zoom-)
on the plane i’m incognito in my poncho
at 30 thousand feet i spot a gremlin out the window (ugh)
the plane stopped ’cause of a problem with the pilot so we land in nicaragua suddenly
i took one toke of local marijuana on the street
when i saw the f-ckin’ chupacabra chompin’ on my feet (oh f-ck!)
oh d-mn!
ha ha… that’s good

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