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jaackmaate - sideman to the sidemen lyrics

i need you
i need views
my channel’s stale
the calendar’s old news
swaz wouldn’t let me be part of the f2
the eboys are naff
so who else can i turn to?

i’ll be the side man
to the sidemen
if eight’s too many
cya simon

i’ll join the sidemen
content will be flying
cos ksi can save any channel from dying

i’ll father ethan
he’ll be my stepson
harry i can fill the hole in your septum
simon your charity work has been top class
like how you let randolph
be part of the podcast
vikk all day youve been running through my mind(craft)
just call tobjizzle
you know he’s gonna come fast
our content together will be unforgettable
like that time that josh said…
i wanna be inside men
(+the sidemen)
everyday’s ‘sidemen sunday’
when you’re with them
fake beef with your friends
for one reason
to cash in big during disstrack season

i wanna be inside them
(+the sidemen)
everyday’s ‘sidemen sunday’
when you’re with them
tobi, harry, josh
vikk, jj and ethan
and maybe one day me
(and the other one)

i’ll stop commentary
do whatever you do
spend the whole day
only eating blue food
we’ll go on tinder
but in real life
i’ll have all 7 of you
swiping me right
forget callux
no+one needs calfreezy
let’s just remake old game shows from the tv
if it’s still not funny
whack out babatunde
and if that fails
’10 thousand dollar holiday!’

jj
i’ll dye my hair red
and i’ll never make fun of your forehead
i’ll still be your mate when the money is all gone
and even pretend that i still like your rap songs

i know i’m desperate
i know i’m needy
just consider this song as my cv
it could be worse
’cause i could be ricegum
and everyone knows that…

ricegum is a c+nt

i wanna be inside men (+the sidemen)
(he’s a c+nt)
every’s ‘sidemen sunday’ when you’re with them
(ricegum is a c+nt)
fake beef with your friends
for one reason
(ricegum is a c+nt)
to cash in big during disstrack season
(ricegum is a bit of a c+nt)
i wanna be inside them
(+the sidemen) (a little bit of a c+nt)
everyday’s ‘sidemen sunday’
when you’re with them
(a little bit of a c+nt)
tobi, harry, josh
vikk, jj and ethan
(a little bit of a c+nt)
and maybe one day me

(c+nt)

i wanna be inside men (+the sidemen)
(c+nt)
everyday’s ‘sidemen sunday’ when you’re with them
(a little bit of a c+nt)
fake beef with your friends
for one reason
(a little bit of a c+nt)
to cash in big during disstrack season
(ricegum is a bit of a c+nt)

i wanna be inside them
(+the sidemen)( a little bit of a c+nt)
everyday’s ‘sidemen sunday’
when you’re with them
(he’s a bit of a c+nt)
tobi, harry, josh
vikk, jj and ethan
(hes a bit of a c+nt)
and maybe one day me

(hes a bit of a c+nt)
(hes a bit of a c+nt)
(hes a bit of a c+nt)
(a little bit of a c+nt)
(ricegum is a bit of a c+nt)
(a little bit of a c+nt)
(a little bit of a c+nt)
(a little bit of a c+nt)

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