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jabroni mike - the dino rap lyrics

[producer tag]
ayo, nxsada

[verse 1]
back again, motherfuckers, from the late cretaceous
backshottin’ your mom and her ass is curvaceous
goin’ real hard, goin’ through the paces
shot a load in her gyatt, now her anus is spacious
bet you didn’t know she was such a whore
chokin’ down the meat of a dinosaur
she heard about my cock and she gave it a whirl
what the fuck can i say? she’s a clever girl

[chorus]
uh (oh)
dino rap
uh, uh, bitch, yeah (urrrgghhhh)
uh
dino rap
uh, uh, bitch, uh (uh!)
dino rap
uh, uh, bitch, yeah (urrrgghhhh)
uh
dino rap. bitch

[verse 2]
shame about your mama bein’ such a slut
you cryin’ for your bottle while she chokes on my nut
step up to me and you drown in my jizz
i can’t touch grass, i don’t know what it is! (heeehhhh!)
got bitches down the block, line’s outta sight
they suckin’ on my penis like a trilobite (+slurp+)
if you wanna get in line, hey that’s okay
but i got news for ya, that means you’re gay
we runnin’ this town, that shit ain’t no lies
me and my herd will cut ya down to size
fuck with us and we shit in your eyes
come for my neck, you’ll get thagomized
hate to break it to ya, but you can’t take all of us
i’m runnin’ with the crew of hard parasaurolophus
gettin’ checked by nerds with bad psychology
i deserve an apology for the paleontology
and i’m movin’ mysterious like hallucigenia
trippin’ up and down like castlevania
you gettin’ scared? well i can’t blame ya
i’m spittin’ that venom like [?] (heeeehhhh!)
when the power goes down on east [?]
t. rex gets loose in california (bleeehhh!)
i track you down, and jason bourne ya
then i’ll plug your mom’s asshole to help her mourn ya
[chorus]
uh! (eeeehhhhh)
the dino rap, uh, uh, bitch
uh (urrghhhrrrgghhlllgghh)
dino rap, uh, bitch, yeah (+pterodactyl noise+)
dino rap, uh, uh, bitch (buriiiibleee! buriiii!)

[verse 3]
when i’m not eatin’ box, i’m slingin’ rocks
and jurassic weed to make you nut in your socks
ancient bars, percs and lean
been runnin’ these streets since the miocene
and let me make it real clear, let me make a distinction
just so y’all know, i ain’t afraid of extinction
i laugh in the face of natural selection
i deleted the meteor with my fuckin’ erection!
you won’t find my bones, you won’t find my skull
hate to let you know, but no fossil is possible
i’m the missing link in your evolution
but i got no solution to your mom’s prostitution

[chorus]
uh (i’m her number one customer, uh)
dino rap, bitch

[bridge]
actually, dinosaurs had gone extinct long before the miocene epoch. also, certain types of grass did evolve as far back as 165 million years ago, so certainly dinosaurs would’ve encountered grass. also, mike, it would’ve been literally impossible for a dinosaur to destroy a 15 kilometer wide asteroid with its penis
you know what bitch? i changed my mind
my dinosaur semen is too hard to find (ooooh!)
if you still want a taste of my dna
buy it off wayne knight, ’cause you gotta pay (+cash register+)
we don’t fuck around, we ain’t frozen in sap
shut the fuck up, nerd, this the dino rap
[chorus]
uh! (eeehhhhh!)
yeah, dino rap (uuuughhhh!)
bitch, uh
yeah, dino rap, uh, uh, bitch
oh, i see. apologies, my king
dino rap, uh, uh, bitch, yeah (uuuuuuu!)
uh, dino rap, uh, uh, bitch

[outro]
we up all night to get fussy
up all night to get fussy
we up all night to get fussy
up all night to get fussy
gay, we up all night to get fussy
up all night to get fussy
yeah, we up all night to get fussy
up all night to get fussy

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