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jack and mert - death of life lyrics

jack: “oh f+ck oh f+ck! what are we gonna do man?!”
mert: “what the f+ck do you think?! we have to reanimate her”
jack: “what?!”
mert: “shut the f+ck up and come on, help me drag her back to our place!”

(verse 1)
in a world where trucks tend to crash into many many things
a grandma on the sidewalk is no longer able to walk or sing
jack and mert, will try to reanimate her soul
so hopefully one day she can give them her whole (her whole will)
if they don’t do this now, they’ll have to go to court
and when the judge sees them for the third time, their sentence won’t be short
with zero equipment, and only their passion and soul to givе
they will either k!ll thеmselves, or this grandma will suddenly live

(chorus)
it’s the death of life
we’re trying to revive this grandma so she can be my wife
it’s the life of death
i didn’t want this grandma to breathe her last breath
it’s the death of all
jack and mert try to avoid their fall
with a mad scientist
called peter griffin

(verse 2)
we brought her to the house and started to experiment
science flowing through our brain, using every element
on the operating table, the grandma’s barely awake
her heart is on like 40 bpm, now it’s give or take
we will do everything, yes you better believe
that we got a whole lotta grandma tricks up our sleeve
transplant her lungs, maybe make a brand new liver
her family will have her returned, we will make sure to deliver
(chorus)
it’s the death of life
we’re trying to revive this grandma so she can be my wife
it’s the life of death
i didn’t want this grandma to breathe her last breath
it’s the death of all
jack and mert have super itchy b+lls
and also the mad scientist
called peter griffin

(peter griffin verse)
i started this gangsta sh+t
and this the mothaf+cking thanks i get?
when this grandma isn’t waking, and jack and mert are aching
i pull up at their house, and my science does the baking

the operating table and the duo ain’t bored
cause i’m even more famous than the bird who is the word
by now they all heard, there are tools inside my jacket
i’m on a different planet, and jack’s a f+cking (a bumbling idiot)
this grandma so scarred and her ribcage is broken
fart on her face just like meg who awoken
they’re all like “this is awesome!”, i mean it’s kinda meh
you can call me papyrus because i go nyeheheheheh
apparently, i need an extra four lines
so i snort some cocaine and check the monitor, its fine
sew her up then i count one two three clear
all the sudden beeping noises cause i shot her in the ear (lois moaning)
her heart is coming back, jack and mert won’t k!ll themselves
i never liked the godfather, it insists upon itself
the grandma all the sudden opens her eyes
the next thing that we can hope for is that she can take my size
(chorus)
it’s the death of life
we just revived this grandma so she can be my wife
it’s the life of death
seems like this grandma didn’t breathe her last breath
jack and mert, peter griffin and the grandma are gonna get high
and by the end, they’ll all have a foursome…
…and air it on family guy!

- jack and mert lyrics

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