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jack daniels' the broken robots - the down-and-out blues lyrics

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[verse 1]

i was pickin’ up cigarette b-tts off the street
it’d be three days since i had something to eat
when three pretty girls, short skirts, came walking by
i yelled ‘baby i’d like a m-ssage between your ankles and your thighs’

then out of nowhere this guy, suit and tie
gave me a wink and said ‘why do they gotta be so shy?’
i said ‘i don’t know, i’m hungry though and i need a drink’
he said ‘i can help you if you can help me, yeah. what do you think?’

[verse 2]

before i could answer he said ‘you’ve got a way with good lookin’ girls!
‘do you think you could bring us the loveliest singer in the world?
‘y’see, we think she could sell insurance with a catcher little song that goes:
for just a few more dollars, nothing will go wrong!’

i said ‘you work for the devil, but i don’t give a f-ck
i’ll bring you the chick if your pay be enough’
he said ‘how’s a pack of smokes, a hot dog, and a handle of booze?’
i said ‘you sure know how to bargain with someone who’s got nothing to lose!’

[chorus]

the devil’s there to catch you when you trip and fall
he’s sitting by the phone, he’s waiting for your call
with the devil lookin’ out it’ll be alright
let satan be the one to tuck you in at night

[verse 3]

so i went into manhatten to search for this singer chick
and in this club i found her surrounded by a bunch of big d-cks!
each guy had a credit card and a drink in one hand
while the other one [took a little tea-cup?] into his pants

i told the chick the devil he liked her body
she got excited, she said ‘oooh, the devil? he’s big time!’
so she put on some more makeup and she followed me to times square
i said ‘the entrance to h-ll is right over there!’

[chorus]

(burn baby!)

[chorus]

[verse 4]

the devil was on the 666th floor
but the elevator descended when we shut the door
his office was spotless and it was all made of ice
the chick thought it was cool, but i began to think twice

the devil brought out a contract and the chick signed in blood
then he threw be a frozen hot dog and he said ‘good luck~’
so i pulled out my d-ck and i took a p-ss all over his floor
all the ice melted away and we were in h-ll once more

cook that hot dog for me!

- jack daniels the broken robots lyrics

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