jackson (jcg) - just the jew in us lyrics
bergtoe:
judaeo christian values on the microphone baby
jcg:
twas the night before christmas
and im still on a plane
presents under the tree
on the tree candycanes
snowing all night like a blizzard hit my city
wrapping lots of gifts like im on the gift committee
santa stops by with rudolph and the gang
sat around for hours, christmas carols what we sang
might f-ck around, and give some cash to charity
pourin apple cider to make my christmas merrily
might go out side and build a snow man no frosty
cozy on the couch with hot chocolate no coffie
icicles hanging all around my house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
smoke come out the chimney cuz we got the fire goin
bergtoe with the missle toe, call it missletoingg
stars in the night sky, twinkling and glowin
payin offb-tches, like my name is michael cohen
going sledding with the homies yeah we do this every day
join in on the raindeer games, its their holiday
dradle dradle dradle, i made it out of clay
without a dradle in my sight, it ain’t no holiday
got my boy alec with me, they call him ice berg
hes the worlds greatest rapper, that you ever heard
met him at the door, missile toe above our heads
so i go in for the kiss and thats the last thing that i said
jcg:
just the jew in us, menorah sittin up so high!
just the jew in us
just the jew in us
just the jew in us, lighting candles for adonai!
just the jew in us
jew and i
bergtoe:
when i roll up on the night before december 25th
if i watch elf with a chick, you know that’s who i’m sleeping with
my d-ck so cold its looking like a bolshevik
but she still ride that sh-t just like a joystick
no ice on my wrist when i got gloves on my fist
gotta icicle on my d-ck when i’m tryna to p-ss
if you want a gift, you gotta get on santa’s list
so you never take a sh-t on another man’s b-tch
don’t f-ck with no heathens this holiday season
frostbite nipping at my nose got me sneezin’ out s-m-n
it’s a cold war in this b-tch except without the koreans
global warming ain’t real the way this sh-t be freezing
bergtoe & jcg:
just the jew in us, lighting candles for adonai!
just the jew in us
just the jew in us
just the jew in us, menorah sittin up so high!
just the jew in us
jew and i
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