jackson (jcg) – smoothie crew lyrics
jcg:
“yeah, yeah, okayyyyyy”
“wooo, oh my god yeah we back in the kitchen for this one lets go, alright alright you berg you got the blender out? alright sick, sh-t, d-mnit someone grab the frozen fruit”
might f-ck around with my d-mn groupies
i dont give a d-mn, just wanna drink a smoothie (what the f-ck)
oh my god why do i curse so much
if you hate my profanity please dont judge
heading to the grocery store just to pick up the loot
blueberries and raspberries, we need some frozen fruit
copped some bendy straws cuz u know we keep it groovy
we use every single fruit call that sh-t heavy duty
if you don’t like the taste of our creations in the kitchen
we’ll kick you right out call it smoothie eviction
if you heard our drinks are nasty, that’s just a fallacy
everyone knows we have the best drinks in the galaxy
if that sh-ts too fruity, might use asparagus
wait a minute that’s not a fruit wholy sh-t that’s hilarious
everybody knows there’s no such thing as too much fruit
should we add some water
nah, we never dilute
eh, f-ck it might only add bananas
thats a nanner smoothie on my d-mn grandma
drinking it got me feelin like im in havana
drink is so chilly might want to call santa
if you want some sick rhymes call my boy alec
he’ll whip you up some lyrics like a d-mn salad
bergtoe:
if you want a sick flow call jcg
he can cook you up a beat for a few rupees
both:
they call us smoothie gang, cuz smoothies what we brew
in the kitchen, mixing, were the smoothie crew
jcg:
might jazz it up a bit and make some fondue
sike, we stick to the blender cuz das what we used to
dont ask me whats in my cup, hop off that nosey sh-t
we’d only give the recipe to a smoothie gang -ssociate
toss some beetroot in the blender like a d-mn jacuzzi
if tomato is a fruit then ketchup is a smoothie
p-ss in the gr-ss snippings call that landscape
b-tches call me peter griffin cuz my d-mn weight
smoothie squadron sippin in the cut might need a bandade
smoothie gang drippin like a fricken gucci pancake
smoothie gang k!ll you in prison like the f-cking clintons
never use a filter now im catching typhoid symptoms
our smoothies never bitter all the girlies tryna sip some
our juice is f-cking k!ller shoutout oj simpson
if you want some sick rhymes call my boy alec
he’ll whip you up some lyrics like a d-mn salad
bergtoe:
if you want a sick flow call jcg
he can cook you up a beat for a few rupees
both:
they call us smoothie gang, cuz smoothies what we brew
in the kitchen, mixing, were the smoothie crew
jcg:
might jazz it up a bit and make some fondue
sike, we stick to the blender cuz das what we used to
“caleb walked into the building with a fruit baaaaaa-sske-”
“pause”
“caleb walked in-”
caleb:
got my girl next to me might go and make a smoothie
might put mira in the blender cuz shes f-ckin tooty fruity
might open up a shop to sell smoothies to the populous
we make smoothies for the people call us smoothie gang populists
our smoothies ain’t too cheap, dont wanna go profitless
try to rob our store, put you in a sarcophagus
we use f-cking crazy fruits like a d-mn pomelo
6 nanners in the blender now the d-mn drink is yellow
alright thats it, make a veggie smoothie
mira: “what, are you insane?” caleb: “i’m just tryna get groovy”
mira: “veggies are for losers, and smoothie hating people”
caleb: yeah you’re probably right, it’d probably taste lethal
smoothie tasting bad call it smoothie malpractice
rate it 70%, thats worse than my math test
god, this smoothie, just tastes like f-cking plastic
gotta cristen this smoothie, someone call a baptist
mira:
caleb walked into the building, with a fruit basket
we make the best smoothies, you might call that a tacit
open up a smoothie stand, start selling them quick
might host a d-mn smoothie crew picnic
blender broke again, that’s a smoothie malfunction
now we got no smoothies to serve at the lunch in
put ice cream in the blender, like jersey junction
if you break a drinking gl-ss you get thrown in the dungeon
caleb & mira:
they call us smoothie gang, cuz smoothies what we brew
in the kitchen, mixing, were the smoothie crew
bergtoe:
rip juice wrld but f-ck the jamba juice corporation
might f-ck around and hurl from that fruit immitation
tryna drink a d-mn smoothie not some m-ss produced creation
everyone please check out the defecation conversation
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