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jacob crook - slurp it lyrics

d+mn this diet coke is hitting the spot
can i get another one scott
ou ah
if only i hit the jackpot
so i could slurp it like a lab rat
with no worries other than to get caught
yeah yeah
but i look like a showgirl
who can do a twirl
and do gymnastics with bette midler
no b+tch
i’m not in the nhl
why is your face red like a twizzler
obviously you’re f+cking nervous
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee

all i have to say is
drinking these liquids is getting to my intellect
i wish i had control over myself
but i don’t
so stuff me in a shelf
and givе me diet sprite
mm, last timе i had this was at night
i’d compare it to a c+ckfight
ou ah, that’s right
yeah i said it that’s right
okay give me one more soda
this time let’s make it mellow yellow
not the color the soda silly sir
d+mn, it tastes like p+ss but i like that sometimes
i need to have a bedtime
because i’d be up for a lifetime if mellow yellow had time
why does it feel like we have connection
like this is some spiritual type sh+t
ah, i think i feel love
my heart is a drum
this is it
this is what life is about
sometimes it’s so hard to be happy
if only i had a sewer full of soda
then i could be my own soda machine
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee
slurp it like a slurpee

okay let me slurp it like a slurpee
one more time let me slurp it like a slurpee
oh my gosh it’s almost gone

- jacob crook lyrics

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