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jäger - diamondpants | sweatpants minecraft parody lyrics

{verse 1}

watching miners wonder why stevo got the mine-shaft
half-mine alex, all she wanna do is minebloks
got her skin done, custom made, now she loading up
stevo so insensitive, she asking, “why you mine that?!”
i’m minin’, real creepa’ feeling
gold kid, cavern: sp-wn me as a creeper
still spitting that ore flow: di amonds
i got a big base on the sand, big up biomes
real creepa, i craft those, mine those cause i said so
mine deep in the caves yo, i got five ore in my chests oh
i got more gold than cali, you mining all the diamonds tho
yeah, you got some iron tools, but really are you mining though?
are you mining though? playa, are you mining though?
porkchop, steak and chicken is for newbies, you ain’t even know
never farming carrots, why their farms look so g-m-o?
watch a hacker play me, wanna play me like a note blocko
my sethbling know javascript, yo’ girl, she is mining me
no chests like highschool teens and y’all mine blocks like you got cheats
you creepers ain’t k!llin’ me, mobs ain’t swarming me
nah, i ain’t checking i.p. but i type ’em with no problem
mine ’em, problem

{chorus}

i’m mining’, yeah, yeah, i’m mining [x3]
cheat codes, admin, paint me like a painting
don’t get mad cause you’re getting gold when i am getting blue [x3]
when i am getting blue, mine it, what you gon’ do?
different color, my wood planks, i got a whole stack load
my armor got mad wear and your girl drink from my chest there
and i sp-wn rich, game ain’t fair (iron tools fool, yo)
ain’t n-body faster than my minecart, “rumble, rumble,” yo
ain’t n-body
minecarts don’t make noise when they travel just so you know

{verse 2}

top of the nerdpole totem, mi-mine forever, like a squid mob i always floata
my father was a minecrafta and did it with no elytra
sick home, got no school, tipping off them noob fools
more green than my emeralds and i can’t die, creative rules!
gotta brb in the village, that a-f-k
gold pick, blue sword, (okay-kay-kay)
furniture mods that you saw on wikia
got bad sk!lls, you wish you were me-a
downing these potions, they’re stronger than beer
live like a monster, zombie and creepa
sp-wning in the world, man, wouldn’t wanna be ya
sp-wned in a sheep man, help a playa shear
bring your girlfriend, man, gonna pvp her
“oof-oof-oof-oof”: gettin’ k!lled by zombies, oh, i got my armor on! (tell ’em, mane)
i’m k!lling so they had to kick me off the game
and i don’t give a d-mn if you treat me the same
don’t get mad cause you’re getting gold when i am getting blue [x3]
better than you mining it, d-mn it, what you gon’ do?

- jager lyrics

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