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jagged little pill: the musical - ironic lyrics

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[frankie]
an old man turned 98
he won the lottery and died the next day
it’s a black fly in your chardonnay
it’s a death row pardon two minutes too late

and isn’t it ironic
don’t you think?

[david]
hold up, wait a second!
that’s actually not ironic

[student]
right
if we are using irony as defined in greek tragedy
i don’t see how, like, a fly in your beverage applies

[david]
that’s not irony
that’s just like sh+tty

[frankie]
can i please finish my piece?

[frankie]
mr. play+it+safe was afraid to fly
he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good+bye
he waited his whole d+mn life to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down he thought: well isn’t this nice

and isn’t it ironic

[david]
it’s not though

[lily]
it would be irony if the guy in the crash was like an airplane mechanic

[phoenix]
how ’bout you guys let her finish?

[frankie]
it’s like rain on your wedding day
it’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
it’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
and who would’ve thought—it figures!

well, life has a funny way

[phoenix]
of sneaking up on you when you think everything’s okay
and everything’s going right

[frankie]
and life has a funny way

[phoenix]
of helping you out when you think everything’s gone wrong
and everything blows up in your face

[frankie]
it’s a traffic jam when you’re already late

[teacher]
it’s a no+smoking sign on your cigarette break

[phoenix]
it’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[frankie]
it’s like meeting the boy of my dreams
and then meeting his

[phoenix]
i’m not seeing anyone

[frankie]
and isn’t it ironic
don’t you think?

[frankie and phoenix]
a little too ironic

[phoenix]
yeah, i really do think

[frankie and phoenix]
it’s like rain on your wedding day
it’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
it’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
and who would’ve thought, it figures!

[frankie]
well, life has a funny way

[phoenix]
of sneaking up on you

[frankie]
yeah, life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

[frankie and phoenix]
helping you out



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