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jake hole - attack of the butt-eating zombies! lyrics

[intro]
this is the emergency broadcast system
this is not a tes—
j+j+j+j+jake hole
ay, frick
i love you, mr. hole!
heh, heh, wow
creamville, be warned, be warned

[chorus]
keep your b+tt closed
they on the hunt, huh
they gon’ eat your b+tt, huh
dead (what?), rise (ah)
men (what?), guys (what?)
cover up your b+tt
’cause they’ll try to get inside (they’ll try to get inside)
i said dead, rise (what?), men, guys (what?)
cover up your b+tt (buh, buh, buh)
’cause they’ll try to get inside, whoo (oh fart)

[verse 1]
the undead giving head (what?)
not enough can be said (oh no)
and if i were you, i’d be cautious
i’d be staying home in the bed (yeah)
all of these evil creatures came to life
as soon as the moon turned red, yeah
and all of the zombie movies done lied
these things crave oral s+x (huh?)
talking mouth to b+tt
they don’t want your brains
just above the taint, behind the nuts (woo)
they won’t tear the skin
but i guess they’ll still eat out your guts (hey, hey)
infection begins and you’ll turn
if they make you bust (no)
so don’t let them win, don’t give in to l+st (woo)
[chorus]
keep your b+tt closed
they on the hunt, huh
they gon’ eat your b+tt, huh
dead (what?), rise (ah)
men (what?), guys (what?)
cover up your b+tt
’cause they’ll try to get inside (they’ll try to get inside)
i said dead, rise (what?), men, guys (what?)
cover up your b+tt (buh, buh, buh)
’cause they’ll try to get inside, whoo

[verse 2]
for a reason we cannot explain (no)
there’s a thing that zombies have in common (uh+huh)
they ignore all the women and children
but all of the grown men get a tongue’n (why?)
the only way i’ve ever k!lled a zombie
was a buckshot where their b+tt is (boom, boom)
so fight for your life using all of your might
or they’ll eat your booty and you’ll love it, huh (woo)
board up all your windows
and put on two pairs of underwear (double)
just to slow ’em down
if they dare and try and touch you there (oh nah)
not shaving your b+tt won’t work
they’re known to chew right through the hair (uh+huh)
chaos in the streets, booties rip and tear
[chorus]
keep your b+tt closed
they on the hunt, huh
they gon’ eat your b+tt, huh
dead (what?), rise (ah)
men (what?), guys (what?)
cover up your b+tt
’cause they’ll try to get inside (they’ll try to get inside)
i said dead, rise (what?), men, guys (what?)
cover up your b+tt (buh, buh, buh)
’cause they’ll try to get inside, whoo

[outro]
if you’re hearing this, they’ve already surrounded me
they want to eat my b+tt so bad
oh, they’re breaking in
they’re here
no, stay back
no! aaahhh! aah!
oh, that’s pretty good— aaahh!
woohoohoohoohoo!

- jake hole lyrics

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