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jake hole - operation: another world lyrics

[part i]

[intro]
was jake dead in the wizard world?
will he ever return?
who in the world—
who—who the frick is gordon?
i don’t know these people
i’m just the narrator
episode six: the fall of the b+tt wizard

[verse 1]
jake was the last hope we had (indeed)
eric is flat on his back (indeed)
nipolas has grown sick of it
bolsok’s not used to feelings of facing defeat
i’m beaten, i’m kneeling down all on one knee
i have but an arrow, it’s more that we need
i let out a grunt, i wipe off my b+tt
one final hurrah for that big bbc
eric, come back by the power of light
by the power of healing
we’re needing your might
penetratus, my strongest of arrows
a meter in length
the base flared just how we like
fools, i would have just spared you
rise once again, i’m begging, i dare you
by the nine hecks!
i charge straight ahead
and then i aim my final shot at his head
[bridge]
my cake’s gone numb
selûne, use my body as a vessel
and grant me strength
(as you wish, eric)
eric arose, white light in his eyes
casted a spell, sent chills down spines
ultimatum cocus buteus
it was an ultimate buff
and now we’re winning this fight

[verse 2]
the dark mist general
was distracted by the arrow
and the b+tt wizard jake
ain’t the only strong hero
the chances of us losing
was probably like zero
bolsok moving in, yeah
he’s getting right near him
swing, swing, swing, swing, swing and a miss
incorporeal general can’t be hit
but the armor he possessed
that had to be his weak spot
or his g+spot
nipolas, he hit a clean shot
right in his helmet
i knocked the thing off
and then he started panicking
i knew he too soft (my armor!)
i slammed him, with the hilt of my axe
he flew back, fell down
let out two coughs
pow, pow, down on the ground
the arrow ignited
green flames all around
give me your armor
you coward, get out
chest plate, gauntlets
all ours now
you have bested me
but if you spare me
i will guide you through the rest of this du—
argh
that was for jake
[part ii]

[skit]
so let me get this as straight as i can be, um
it’s been a hundred years
you just unfroze me
and the sentra thing was just a classification of my fake death
yes, jake, i had to unfreeze you
i couldn’t take the isolation with these hologram doctors
you almost didn’t survive the unfreezing process
here, follow me
whoa, it really is a ship
now focus, jake
so much has gone wrong since donovan
he had a backup plan in case he died
and then there were the d+ld+ tariffs and the nuclear war
all you need to know is, that obelisk
donovan activated it
it transcends dimensions and time
and those who were caught near the blast turned, jake
w+w+wait, turned?
yes, they eat your b+tt, jake
they eat it
n+no, no
they’re on this ship, jake
no, no!
you have to help me unfreeze beanbag and jack, jake
go+gordon, i love you, man, but
i’ve got to go beat that demon king
you gotta put me back under
i can help you
okay
but after you do this
fine
grab a laser rifle
okay
i haven’t opened this door in years
ah
whole ship is overrun
oh
[verse 3]
gordon, he opened the door
all the blood and the gore
on the floor and the ceiling
infected were crawling on fours
some standing upright
all the horrors
i’ll never unsee it
they had big cake
that they probably absorbed
don’t want to get eaten
my booty, i need it
they screeching like demons
we’re crouching, we’re not being loud
unseen, we’re quietly sneaking
laser rifle in hand
no slide, no mag
can’t believe it’s the future
like, how is this real?
we snuck down the corridor
zombies are blind
we hit the next door
this part that i fear
how we gon’ open this door without being heard?
but gordon, he started to kneel
he unscrewed the vent
arched back got bent
he started to crawl
he the real deal
the next room we entered, a big hexagon
a control center, the hub of the ship
infected were pacing and limping
my stomach rumbled, couldn’t stop it
i done let it rip +fart+
all the heads perking up
and then they started to scream
you donut, use your beam
charge and release
i held down the trigger
and then it went beam, beam, beam
beam, beam, beam, beam
i’m back in my zone, i laid them down
(i’m back in my zone, i laid them down)
limbs and heads exploding all around
(limbs and heads exploding all around)
looks like red piñatas on the ground
(looks like red piñatas on the ground)
i charged that beam again and went to town
watch out, that one’s a luber
a big infected shot lube out its mouth
slipping and tripping
my shots started missing
i stood back up
hit him dead in his crown
room’s clear, where do we go now?
the cryochambers were just two rooms away
i k!lled a few more as we walked through the lounge
and then a keypad took a scan of my face
scanning
humanoid detected

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