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jake hole - operation: cake boss (pt. 1) lyrics

[intro]
j+j+j+j+jake hole
i love you, mr. hole!

[verse]
it was 8 in the morning in istanbul
my boss joe biden sent me on a mission
sat in the back of a c+130 airplane
whole squad tryna get in position
off some intel of a hostile plan
to convert every man into getting with women
we heard they’re in turkey to test their tech
on innocent men out of u.s. vision
weeks back, we captured a leader
interrogated to figure him out
oddly enough, he said he was paid
by an unknown name in enormous amounts
he admitted he loved big men with big rear ends
and that he regretted it now
he told us ’bout turkey, so i started twerking
and said, “let’s go shut all of it down”
so now i lay in the bay of a plane
chute strapped to the back of my back
m4s, attaching suppressors
just in case that we gotta attack
they opened the door, i walked to the edge
feel all the sweat building up in my crack
wind in my face as i skydive down
and i land on my cake with a big ol’ smack
twenty mikes from the back of the base
four big guys just armed to the t++th
how dare these fools try to take guy time away
’til they stop, won’t be no peace
all lubed up from the tip to the base
you’re lucky to leave with your b+tt in one piece
that’s what we’re protecting
we spotted the base
i loaded the mag then i tucked in my meat
my boy bean bag, yeah, he was on recon
good with a sniper, our eyes in the sky
then there was jack johnson, my childhood friend
and also our demo guy
and can’t forget gordon ramsay, he owed me a favor
so he’s just along for the ride
sneaking at night through the bushes
and now it was time for all of us to get inside
bean bag hacking the cams
took down four, don’t see any more
jack johnson done moved on the point
he planted the c4 right on the door
gordon ramsay don’t know what he’s doing
like, why in the world did we bring him for?
bomb went off and we moving inside
take out the guards, they’re hitting the floor
ah nah, they calling for backup
gun went “cl!ck”, nothing in the clip
took off my helmet, vest, shirt, pants
but kept on the boots for the grip
now that i’m b+tt naked, i can move more freely
and i won’t trip
hand+to+hand combat, right hook, left hook
dodging their shots just ’cause i’m him
i told my boys to go on without me
they got a suitcase full of that info
enemy troops all started surrounding
bought my boys time so they could all get gone
cake and meat hanging, hands in the air
full of adrenaline, full of despair
one started approaching
and lifted the b+tt of his gun and then—

- jake hole lyrics

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