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jake hole - skyrim ii lyrics

[part i]

[intro: jake hole]
j+j+j+j+jake hole
lock in, lock in
i love you, mr. hole
pay attention, gentlemen, focus, it’s an important topic we’re talking about today
s+x with other men
yeah

[chorus: jake hole]
mile high with a dude named simeon
up in the sky, beat his cheeks into oblivion
all bricked up, got me harder than obsidian
he got my booty sticky and slimy like an amphibian
breaking my back, ain’t nowhere to run now
two dudes in the clubhouse eating b+tts out
funny how when my meat’s up, i pull my pants down
i’ma batter his cake, we gon’ get it on tape (uh+huh)

[verse 1: jake hole]
had to give men head to get ahead in this economy
i got my commas up, i got ’em looking like apostrophes
spend it on lube for a little bit of sodomy
’cause without lube, i can’t really take a lot of meat
two guys inside of this beamer
got my seat stained, need some cleaner and a steamer
banging so long, we forgot to pay the meter
b+tt booty+naked walking home, now my feet hurt
white, or light, or dark skin
long as he got b+tt cheeks
dirty or clean
i don’t care if you’re musty
he said that he naked, i said, “send a photo”
i do it for free, said, “i do it pro bono”
i’m clapping his cheeks in khakis and a polo
his pants are unb+ttoned like [?]
got me in a choke hold
weak in the knees, riding a train all aboard on my meat
tag me in coach, i take one for the team
[?]
it sounding like macaroni when i get inside
i was taking the pill ’cause he filled me with cream pies
i’m in love with fat, buff, skinny, and lean guys
and if we’re being honest, i don’t care about meat size
[bridge: jake hole]
these days, men wanna cheat
these days, men wanna lie
these days, men said they straight
whole time, they begging for my pipe
whole time, they aiming for my eyes
burning bad, i think i’m going blind
just kidding, don’t do it again though
otherwise, i’ma break your spine

[verse 2: digbar]
when he see me way up like a gas price
booty turn a n+gga on like a flashlight
booty put a dude to bed like it’s naptime
booty big enough to feed a f+cking fat guy
n+gga, that’s some real sh+t, give a n+gga real d+ck
real quick, f+ck him till he numb, so he prolly didn’t feel sh+t
head game had me shocked like a muhf+cking eel fish
i be john wick in the booty how i k!ll sh+t
i be mile high with a dude named jack
i’ma get up in his back ’cause he big, buff, and black
i be mile high with a dude named jan
and he just told me he a fan, and he like how i rap
man, i’m tired of these straight n+ggas stuck in they ways
’cause i know deep down, n+gga, you are g+y
i’m with jack and jan, and we ’bout to go hang
we gon’ beat off and then get chick+fil+a
man, i need a n+gga to give me some b+tt
i need a n+gga to play with my nuts
man, i need me a n+gga to get in my gut
like, i need a n+gga to eat me for lunch
and when he call me, i moan
phone get three rings like mahomes
i pick it up, then it’s time to go
it’s time to come over, give him that bone
[outro: digbar]
this that skyrim
g+y n+ggas, gotta try them
like, g+y n+ggas, where i find them?
g+y n+ggas, i’m behind them
this that skyrim
yeah

[segue]
h+llo ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking
if you look down the aisle, you’ll see a+list superstar jake hole giving his buddy jim backshots like it’s n0body’s business
let’s give these two caked up gentlemen a warm welcome to the mile high club

[part ii]

[chorus: jake hole]
mile high with a dude named jim
eat his booty on the plane, call that skyrim
when we land, four guys gon’ hop in the whip
when they done with my b+tt, i’ma walk with a limp
when i watch dudes strip, the blood goes straight to my tip
b+lls blue like a crip, got a strap on my hip
d+ld+ on my side, dude meat on my lips
tickle my armpits and fl!ck on my nips (aye, aye)

[verse 1: jake hole]
it’s jake and it’s jim, we got back in the plane
in the back of plane giving each other brain
i’m down for my guys, down for anything
if there’s too many stains, then i had to get changed
jim shaking his cake, thing fatter than jack black
hit from the back, post picks on my snapchat
i’m fully naked except for my snapback
socks on too, i got lube in my backpack (ah)
don’t get it confused, think your dude like me ’cause my b+tt cheeks stink (ya+ya)
and my b+tt so loose, it can fit big meat, and i moan and scream (ya+ya)
i can finish in minutes, i bust quick when i’m in it, a couple pumps is my limit (ya+ya)
i’m a freak in the sheets, i be up in his ear like kelce and reid (ya+ya)
[chorus: jake hole]
mile high with a dude named jim
eat his booty on the plane, call that skyrim
when we land, four guys gon’ hop in the whip
when they done with my b+tt, i’ma walk with a limp
yeah, breaking my spine, my booty getting suplexed
two dudes at the duplex with some due s+x
they bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
all that movement in the back, tell me where the lube at (uh+huh)

[verse 2: digbar]
and it’s digbar, we gon’ bring it right back
beat his meat on the plane, call that skyjack
yeah, we up in the air, off balance from the altitude
and he got turbulence when i mount the dude
we on a plane, but we still gotta catch the u
have you ever ate chips right out the gooch?
dunk my nuts right off the oop
my meat so good, he cough and p++p
n+gga, come give me that jimmy, you better stop running
good with the b+lls like andre drummond
my meat rise up like it got summoned
i said, “come here, why are you still running?”
i bend a n+gga over in the first class seat
i love when he slap, but it hurts ass cheeks
swing the d+ck through the air, should’ve heard that meat
man, it sound like a bird that i heard last week
like, f+ck, bend a n+gga over, then i suck
he backing up the booty like a truck
i get in his wagon, but my name ain’t chuck
this the definition of bang for a buck
he gave me a dollar
meat on his neck like a collar
gave him my d+ck and he hollered
he is not bothered
n+gga, like, i am your father
like, i’m darth vader, you luke skywalker

[outro]
gentlemen, gentlemen, please, calm down
there’s enough backshots going around for everyone
+applause+
now that’s the spirit

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