jake hole - skyrim lyrics
(intro)
j+j+j+j+jake hole
i love you, mr. hole
yo, shout out jim bro
shout out my boy jim
that was fun, man
we should do it again
(chorus + jake hole)
mile high with a dude named jim
biggest booty on the plane, call that skyrim
when we land, four guys gon’ hop in the whip
when they done with my b+tt, i’ma walk with a limp
breakin’ my spine, my booty gettin’ suplexed
two dudes in the duplex for some dude s+x
they bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
all that movement in the back
tell me whеre the lube at (ah+ha)
(vеrse 1 + jake hole)
nuts and b+tts
hittin’ his guts, goin’ mudding
when i say he got meat, that dude got mutton
man, b+tt buffet i’m a certified glutton (+munch munch+)
when i slice that cake, i ain’t never gon’ shut it
like there’s nothin’ in the booty
like a scuba diver in the limo
givin’ philip head that i’ma screw the driver
skip the pillow talk, boy
i’m a pillow biter
ain’t my first rodeo, certified booty rider (yeehaw)
got my b+lls on this bare floor like i’m jokic
when i see a new dude, it make my throat itch
liftin’ up his shirt, motorboatin’
and i’m in my dude’s ear, i be moaning (aaagh)
good at what i suck, it like a shot back [?]
and i’m rough with the nuts, i might pop sacks
yeah, physical therapist’s where i pop backs
uh, give me a kiss if you want your nut back
(chorus + jake hole)
mile high with a dude named jim
biggest booty on the plane, call that skyrim
when we land, four guys gon’ hop in the whip
when they done with my b+tt, i’ma walk with a limp
breakin’ my spine, my booty gettin’ suplexed
two dudes in the duplex for some dude s+x
they bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
all that movement in the back
tell me (um) where the lube at (ah+ha)
(verse 2 + digbar)
tell me where the lube at
where the lube
got a dude, grab his b00bs
got him takin’ off his shoes
now he naked, fully nude
then he run to the room
man, he lookin’ all confused
cuz i got another dude in the room
we gon’ have us a threesome
i cum in they eyes so the n+ggas can’t see nothin’
we don’t use a condom, i don’t really think we need one
playboy magazine, i’m about to read one
n+gga started growlin’ (grrrr) when we f+ckin’, he a mean one
one named john and the other one jimmy
they both little, they built so skinny
i’ma make ’em poo (+fart+), i ain’t talkin’ bout winning
never stop, never settle, i ain’t talkin’ bout hitting
when i’m done, give me sp+ce, no nebula
me and jake hole f+ckin’ dudes on the regular
thirty+two n+ggas on my weekly schedule
when they come in, they get popped like an edible
(chorus + jake hole)
mile high with a dude named jim
biggest booty on the plane, call that skyrim
when we land, four guys gon’ hop in the whip
when they done with my b+tt, i’ma walk with a limp
breakin’ my spine, my booty gettin’ suplexed
two dudes in the duplex for some dude s+x
they bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
all that movement in the back
tell me where the lube at (ah+ha)
(verse 3 + jake hole)
pla+playin’ in this huddle like my name drew brees
and i’m pullin’ at his cheeks, he can feel the cool breeze
feelin’ british when i stay on the bbc
then i turn him ‘to my puppet, no sesame street
seed on his buns, oof it’s sesame
big booty dudes get the best of me
got a buff white dude’s nudes from the chesapeake
liftin’ up his shirt to give his chest a peak
caress me, daddy, make a mess of me
it’s gettin’ real late, can you take me home?
i’m tryna get that bone
oh no, we home alone
he got cheeks like foam
big boy, can i borrow that phone
and invite three more?
nibblin’ on his ear like my name van gogh
then i’m gettin’ in his sewer, open up his manhole
(chorus + jake hole)
mile high with a dude named jim
biggest booty on the plane, call that skyrim
when we land, four guys gon’ hop in the whip
when they done with my b+tt i’ma walk with a limp
breakin’ my spine, my booty gettin’ suplexed
two dudes in the duplex for some dude s+x
they bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
all that movement in the back
tell me where the lube at (ah+ha)
(outro)
is there any greater thing than dude booty?
i have to wonder
every waking moment of my life
has been surrounded by dude booty
breakfast, lunch, and dinner
i cannot escape it
it’s magnificent, phenomenal, brilliant
perhaps it’s an addiction of sorts
the consumption of dude booty will haunt me till the end of days
but i’ll die knowing i regret nothing
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