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jake hole - the tragic tale of badonka donovan lyrics

[part i]

[intro]
j+j+j+jake hole
i love you, mr. hole!
my homeboy donovan
badonka donovan as he was known
he was known for his wide load
used to link with his dude ’cause of that big old thing
but i never stay too attached too long
so

[verse 1]
just him and i, undo the buckle then i unzip the fly
very rarely was it ever just one dude at a time
but donovan wasn’t quite the sharing type
you would find that he got mad easy, he was sensitive
he could bust from just touching, he was sensitive
the king of meat munching, ah, so competitive
fart box punching in our b+tt s+x dungeon
the fun was temporary, loose booty turned to loose lips
we were tight but i felt that booty start to lose grip
i got stuck in that dump truck, i got a bruised tip
back before he wanted me turned into a news clip
with my face on a t+shirt, black suits and sad faces
his meat duotone, looking like two races
all this war waging over a fling
all because i was the only one to make him fling schleem
[segue]
(you said you’ll be there for me)
(and you’re not here now)
(you said you’ll be there for me)
oh, donovan’s calling me
yo, long time no meat, what’s up?

[part ii]

[verse 2]
man, you two+faced sl+t, jake
i can’t believe you
like my favorite lacey thong, bro, you’re the most see+through
person that i ever met
and i always tried to treat you well
i kept my booty natty and you left me for some bbl
some silicone on a man, don’t even look that good
it just takes up more sp+ce, but can it take up more wood?
you’re not no rapper, not no star
you’re not no zesty legend
just some dude with lube and oil and some untrimmed hedges
can’t forget to mention, i blocked you on all socials
on ig, yt, even on fortnite mobile
you were the only one with a b+tt like two ovals
at your nuts i used to ogle, now i meltdown like chern0byl
you had that throat game in a chokehold
badonka donovan, you used to pop a rager just at the thought of it
honestly, you’re leaving me for a big b+tt, i already got it
so now i got a bullet in the chamber, about to give you noggin
[segue]
(you said you’ll be there for me)
(and you’re not here now)
donovan always had bad aim
it’s why i never worried about him getting me pregnant

[part iii]

[verse 3]
he was aiming that gun at my head
while i waited outside
at a party, ready to b+tt+chug
wearing a b+tt plug for all the guys
so shout out my plug for the plug
it’s how i always keep my booty loose
one thing i didn’t know though
was that this one’s bulletproof
i was standing out by the street
donovan on the other side
gun shaking in his right hand, he c+cked back to unload a 9
attempted murder over dude booty, a tale that’s old as time
but i never, ever could’ve thought that a b+tt plug would save my life
(life, life, life, life, life)

- jake hole lyrics

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