jake & jesse – poo without you lyrics
intro:
#jake cries#
#jesse clears throat#
#jake continues crying#
yeah…
#jake keeps crying#
#jake flushes toilet#
ye#ah…
chorus # jesse:
and now i gotta poo without you, yeah
and now i gotta poo without you, yeah
and now i gotta, now i gotta…
poo without you, yeah
i gotta poo, i gotta poo… yeah…
and now i gotta poo without you, girl
(girl?)
i been walking ‘round beside you, yeah
but i’ve been pooing by myself latelyyy…
but i’ve been walking ‘round witchu babyyy…
verse # jake
this is not a love song…
this is not a love song…
this is not a # nah
you know what? i been constipated since you up and left me
now i gotta find another friend to represent me
it feels sh#tty sh#ttin’ by myself;
i’m pooing looking at our picture that’s up on the shelf
wow
my bum’s hurting like someone stabbed it with a dagger
been sittin’ right here for an hour
trying hard to understand how you could#
leave me here!
alone, toilet bowl filled with pee and poo and tears
dude, i need you here!
i’m really sorry i left you without a toilet roll…
i never thought i’d see the day we didn’t share the bowl
i bet you think i’m being silly huh?
well you’d be crying too if your poo buddy went to africa!
i’m out here with no one to cheer me on
man, i’m hating defecating all alone
d#mn
chorus # jesse:
and now i gotta poo without you, yeah
and now i gotta poo without you, yeah
and now i gotta, now i gotta…
poo without you, yeah
i gotta poo, i gotta poo… yeah…
and now i gotta poo without you, girl
(girl?)
i been walking ‘round beside you, yeah
but i’ve been pooing by myself latelyyy…
but i’ve been walking ‘round witchu babyyy…
verse # jesse:
i been pooin’ all alone, megaphone
soundin’ like a combat zone and i’m in here on my own
trying so hard not to groan too loudly!
(tryin’ so hard!)
(#groans#)
sitting on the # throne…
with # no # body!
(all alone…)
i have no one and i scream for # my # mommy
(mama!)
all this liquidy sh#t is a poo#nami
(poo#nami!)
my poo’s so hard, but there’s nothing harder than…
(harder than what?)
pooing here alone without my poo man…
(your poo man?)
(that’s me!)
even when i was constipated
it was never ever complicated witchu
(witchu!)
and now i gotta#
skit
“hey…”
“oh! um, occupied…”
“no… it’s me…
“#gasp# my poo buddy?”
“you know it! needa poo?”
“yeah, why?”
happy chorus # alternate lines
i ain’t gotta poo without you no more…
so, buddy, come on open on up this door…
take my hand under the stall…
and squeeze it tight as you let it fall!
no, we ain’t finna ever finna poo alone no more
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