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jake palumbo - tommy two-phones lyrics

i like a natural woman, i’m not attracted to lipstick
respectful conversation leads to lips on my dipstick
white girls love dipset, but don’t be a dips h-t
nothing unsolicited, demos or d— pics
wait till they request new material
i ask ’em how her grades & baby what’s you’re favorite cereal?
can i use your shower? make a smoothie in your blender?
plenty women off the internet
never used tinder
i’m so lovable but sc-mmy
for big-ticket shopping best to have your own money
but i always got the check
always eat it in the morning
she tells me i’m a jerk, but she sorta miss my snoring
and it’s been 10 months since i seen her in her bra
so let’s exchange clean test results & schmang raw
we about to get it in on the ride home
“yo who the f-ck is jenny??”
man why she ain’t dial the iphone?!?!?

hook:

only one life to life, gotta f— while you can
sensitive but rough, baby girl i’m your man
dial 867-5309
i ain’t tommy tutone, i’m tommy two-phones
two doors down in room 269
it’s only two tickets & the show’s all live
you gon’ love me, you gon’ hate me
you gon’ love me again
love buddy, best friend
she gon’ f— me again

verse 2:

the internet’s a big place, be careful when you creeping
gps & check-ins disabled for a reason
but these dm’s are active after pm
she need to see him, can she maybe be my bm?
i catch a lotta flights or a bus or an amtrak
to hammer out hamstrings & beat out your d-mn back
move into my casa, at least until tomorrow
but you can even leave an extra toothbrush and tampax
i’m all about safety but f-ck non-complacent
let’s complicate our lives to your spotify playlist
obamacare insurance, my women get provided
with an oral contraceptive, orthotrycyclin
got a latina side-chick with a t-mobile sidekick
p-ssword protected so she can’t see through my pics
take out & netflix, get it popping back at my home
“why is your ex texting you? i thought you didn’t talk anymore?!?!”
….man why she ain’t dial the iphone!?!?

(repeat hook)

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