jake thackray - brother gorilla (le gorille) lyrics
through the bars of a large enclosure
the village ladies intently stared,
where a gorilla with m-ssive composure
was imp-ssively combing his hair.
they were shamelessly interested,
eyeing devoutly a certain spot,
but my mother’s especially requested
i refrain from telling you what.
brother gorilla!
the door of the circus lock-up,
where the n-ble brute had been put,
by an administrational c-ck-up
was unwisely left unshut
“i’m going to lose it at last,” he cried,
swinging lissomely out of his cage,
referring, of course, to his chast-ty:
he was just at the difficult age
brother gorilla!
those self-same ladies who previously
had been licking their lips from afar
did a bunk, which shows how devious
and whimsical women are.
in the path of the lovesick monkey
there were two who wouldn’t budge:
a little old lady, all shrunken,
and a petty sessions judge.
brother gorilla!
the old girl said “it would be surprising
and unlikely in the extreme
if anyone found me appetising,
and beyond my wildest dreams!”
the judge intoned with tranquillity:
“to take me for a female ape
would be the height of improbability”.
even judges make mistakes.
brother gorilla!
it would be curious and uncanny,
say, if the choice were up to you
to ravish a judge or a granny
and you didn’t know which to do.
if i were in such a position
and the choice had got to be mine,
i’d beg the old lady’s permission
but go for grandma every time.
brother gorilla!
though the gorilla is very proficient
in the role of a paramour
his mental equipment’s deficient
and his eyesight’s awfully poor.
with a palaeolithic leer
he gave the old lady the miss
and, grabbing the judge by the ear,
gave him an introductory kiss.
brother gorilla!
in time the gorilla’s desires
were more or less gratified.
the judge, being rather biased,
couldn’t see the funny side.
he was kicking and screaming and wailing
when his moment of truth had come,
like those wretches he orders daily
to be taken away and hung.
brother gorilla!
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