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jake the adversary - ron rash lyrics

[verse 1]
ron rash – poet, writer, appalachian professor
payments amazed agent, hey, these latest pages his best work
maybe paving the walk for greater post-haste, nice jewels
ron staging a talk at some no-name high school
serena is his latest book
dealing with the hatred of being in appalachia
and it’s great if he can just make ’em look
i guess – points kinda’ muddy but we’ll get to that-
point is, mr. rash has got a pretty simple demograph’
and pretty simple’s never that – twixt all the d-ck pic’s
and the meth trade, it’s taught to every kid in the district
every writ ’til it’s quizzed, and every bit ’til it’s witless
every list it gets listless, every b-tch is an isthmus
with no landm-ss- hand it to one kid, and he’d hand back
teachers think that sf is bradbury, and can’t hack
the kid is not impressed by a horror that don’t have tentacles
and living near a mountain don’t make him feel more amenable
for the t-tle’s superwoman’s greek chorus of loggers
and the love plots give him grief, boring with slog work
story mostly forgot, it’s macbeth with deforestation
and mrs. macbeth can beat everyone at their only games, and-
well, ron had come, accommodations were fairly used
chintzy auditorium, dusty windows, and buried truth
asking if they have any questions, and that one there- he do
kid stands up- hey, why’s serena such a mary sue?

[verse 2]
the kid still got an autograph, ron swiftly forgot him
but the others didn’t, all wanna’ nod, kick, or applaud him
no lock-picks for the plaudits, plus no chance for the love
a young kid has grown bored of always answering stuff
and still losing- a d-ck thought stomach-punches were funny
on a theater trip, i got 30 for my trouble in coming
he struck my solar plexus, they went, “eh, it’s a joke”
guess that’s what i get for phrasing things, like i was randall munroe
how rose-colored, stop interacting at all with most dullards
some kids had stole my dnd books, i got no others
life’s hard to handle, i’m still on the way to most of it
staring at the overcast and contemplating homelessness
voice acting satan for theater kids, and i’m on that
but feeling mostly like i’ve been stuck down in the wrong cl-ss
no date for prom, and i’m cosplaying as doc scratch
but hey, at least i know i’ll never have to be ron rash

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