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jakey - the last guardian // rap review lyrics

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[intro]
7 years
that’s a long wait
to play a godd-mn game
the hype train is of the tracks now
wait, but how the h-ll did it turn out not great

[verse 1}
right of the bat the fps is dropping lower than my squat stance
(yeah my squat stance)
unless you got a ps pro you better love a slide show
i mean godd-mn
this is next gen

i’ll put performance in the back and focus on the fun
halfway trough the game i’m still seeing b-tton prompts
oh no
is this whole game just a tutorial?
you can not turn these off, it’s terrible

but if i look the other way
are you any fun to play?
can i maybe look past your mistakes

[chorus]
i want to love you but i can’t
everytime i say jump you only stand
even though you look so pretty
and godd-mn that’s a cute -ss kitty (oh lord)
how can i make you understand?

[verse 2]
they made some weird choices with the controls
the type of sh-t that really don’t make no sense at all
and shadow of the colossus
you had a dedicated grab b-tton, it was awesome
but in this everything is automatic so it’s hard to dictate
where the h-ll you wanna climb so it’s time you’ve got to waste

i hate the way this cr-ppy camera is always trying to face off
face the facts of limitations but it’s driving me insane

and it’s the pruzzles that’s a problem
it takes like 20 seconds and i solved em
but it takes like 20 minutes for this bird to fly straight
the only challenge in this game is for my patience not to break

it’s just a shame
because so many things are calling my name
the animation is incredible
the dog really comes alive
atmosphere so thick you could cut it with a b-tter knife

it’s not an awful game
there’s moments i’m happy i played
but it feels like a big step back from the shadow that’s already been made

[chorus]
i want to love you but i can’t
everytime i say jump you only stand
even though you look so pretty
and godd-mn that’s a cute -ss kitty (oh lord)
how can i make you understand?

- jakey lyrics

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