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jam mechanics - a christmisunderstanding (demo) lyrics

h+llo! we were just wondering if you would write a christmas song for us
uh, y++ christmas song, sure. yeah
yes. traditional, old values
got it
yule logs on the fire
cool
that sort of thing
a return to a golden age
perfect. so doable, okay

it’s the moment of the midwinter, the time of yule
throw a log on the fire, and let it burn
every crackle and spark will represent
a baby pig or a calf to be born next year
yeah!
what? no no no

no+n+n+no+no, wha+wh+what’s++ what’s that?
that’s what the yule log was; uh++you throw the++
no
++yule log on thе fire
no. later than that! later than that!
latеr
later
okay, so… like a holy time, who’s been naughty, who’s been nice
yes
that sorta thing
exactly. exactly
okay
here he comes across the sky
underneath cover of night
knows who has been naughty
knows who has been nice
he punishes the wicked
brings good tidings to the pure
so huddle up beside the fire
prepare for the coming of odin
lord of frenzy
weep for the coming (no!) of odin
no!

no!
f+ckin’++ what?!
this i++ fu++ odin? really?
i am struggling to understand++
i++
++what you want from me
okay?
mmnngh… okay. we can do this. this is a result of poor communication on my part
mmkay
i’m talkin’++
25th of december, the messiah is born, gifts for the children++
are you understanding me at all?
yeah! i get you. i+i… you are being perfectly clear

it’s december 25th
and the children are playing with their new gifts
oh, the light of joy in the eyes of a child
as the party winds down
and the wine runs dry, with snow on the ground
we remember the night of the virgin birth

happy birthday mithras, infant god
savior of the people, born from a rock
slayed a bull with your bare hands
so the souls of the sinful would be washed in the blood of the innocent

what the f+ck are you singing about?
i’m singing about th+the messiah!
listen
the f++
listen
fine
against my better judgement++
against my better judgement, i am gonna give you one more chance
okay
this is a very lucrative opportunity for you
yeah, uh++ i know! i know! i’m doing what you++
christmas! chr+christ++ christ
christ +mas. christ. christmas trees!
christmas trees
f+cking christmas trees
[?]
say it!
christmas trees
say more
jesus
fine!
santa, christmas trees
i swear to god. i s++ f+cki++
+laughing+
…f+cking swear to god, [man/matt?]! christmas trees, say it
christmas trees. christmas trees
alright
1+2+3+4!
christmas trees were invented by the pagan celts
euughhh

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