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jam mechanics - the alpaca song (demo) lyrics

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the alpaca can’t see over the fence
the alpaca can’t see over the fence
the alpaca can’t see but he can hear all his friends
the alpaca can’t see over the fence

he could go over it
alpacas can’t jump
go under it
alpacas can’t dig
go through it
alpacas aren’t ghosts
go ’round it
unfortunately the fence is surrounding the alpaca on all sides

he could open the gate
the gate is locked
he could unlock the gate
he doesn’t have a kеy
he could pick the lock
pick it with what?
a stalk of hay
that was a rhetorical quеstion
alpacas can’t pick locks, they don’t have thumbs
the alpaca can’t see over the fence
the alpaca can’t see over the fence
the alpaca can’t see but he can hear all his friends
the alpaca can’t see over the fence

he could eat the fence
wait, that’s not a bad idea
try to eat the fence
he’s eating the fence!
oh wow, it’s working!
oh, no it’s not
why, what happened?
nothing in particular, it’s just that there is a lot of fence

he could burn the fence
i said he could burn the fence
yeah, i heard you the first time
why do you think he’s locked in here in the first place?

[solo]

he could fake his death
okay?
scream for help
uh..
and when his friends come
mhm
they’ll see him lying on the floor
uh…
he’ll be covered in blood
where’d he get the blood?
the blood is from the farmer
oh my god
and then when the gate is open
+groaning+
burn the farm down
it’s working, it’s working
they’re coming to help him
the blood is convincing
they’re opening the gate
they’ve sensed his trickery
but it’s too late
the alpaca is free (it’s free!)
the alpaca is free
yay!

he tries to start a fire
but the farmer’s not dead!
they’re fighting, they’re fighting!
he calls to his friends (help me!)
the ones he betrayed
they won’t save him
he only has once chance

he strikes a match
he tosses it
into the hay
the alpaca has gotten his revenge

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