james corden – thank u, jeff lyrics
we first saw him in the fly, but his face was grotesque.
then he won independence, from an alien menace.
and in thor ragnarok, his performance was cl-ssic,
but who could forget that heartthrob doctor,
that he played in jur-ssic
he taught me love.
he taught me patience.
he taught me pain
he’s our silver fox, with black thick-rimmed gl-sses,
the way that he talks, will charm off your -sses,
and for that i say
thank you…jeff.
thank you…jeff,
thank you…jeff,
he’s so freaking scared of that t-rex
he does more than just act.
he plays a mean jazz piano.
and when he tickles those keys,
i just don’t understand bro.
i’ve interviewed a lot of celebs,
forget the rest.
cuz i think jeff goldblum is my favorite guest.
he k!lls every scene, his sk!lls are exacting,
there’s no better man, in character acting.
he’s over 6 feet, he’s the complete package.
look at him here, in this leather jacket
and for that i say
thank you…jeff.
thank you…jeff,
thank you…jeff,
you can bet that he has a tons of s-x
thank you…jeff.
thank you…jeff,
thank you…jeff,
i’m so freaking grateful for my jeff
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