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james e f landau - kvetchy the teacher lyrics

(sung to the tune of “frosty the snowman”)
trina
kvetchy the teacher
was a total pedagogue;
did a student make
but a sole mistake,
she would mark it in her log.
she disciplined
like the monsoon wind
and gave many a detention;
if someone still
broke her rules: “i will
-ssign you a suspension!”
kvetchy the teacher
was as mean as mean could be;
not a student smiled
who had been beguiled
by her visage of amiability.
she bestowed
a rigid code
of propriety and prudence;
and if someone broke
the rules she spoke,
she would go yell at her students.
kvetchy the teacher
was a disciplinary type;
she was really mean
and is turning green
as she is quite “underripe”.
she was rude,
in fact, plain crude,
in her invective speech;
to listen to
her scream at you
was no day at the beach.
kvetchy the teacher
had a smell like that of ordure;
but we’ve never yet
had a chance to get
rid of her and all her torture.

- james e f landau lyrics

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