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james walker - spongebob made me stupid lyrics

when i was seven years old
i’d watch spongebob
every single day
forgot what i was told, i’d sit inside
while the other kids [?]
i’d watch that [?]
and my momma would ask me, “why baby, why?”
“you’ll rot your little brain, you’ll rot your little brain!”

when i was eight years old
i would be on my bed, layin’ on my side
watchin’ minecraft video+o+os
three centimeters from my eyes
and when i was nine years old
i would pee in my bed, it was really a problem
i think that really f+cked me up in unimportant ways

spongebob made me stupid!
spongebob made me du+u+u+umb
spongebob made me stupid
it made me bite my thumb!
spongebob made me stupid, spongebob k!lled my brain!
in four little words, no more, no less, i can explain:
spongebob made me dumb (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb)

then i got into songwriting, and everyone forgot
how stupid i was
couldn’t remember my idiocy, but i’m still really stupid and that’s because
i sit around consuming useless entertainment
and now i have to restrain myself from my restrainment!
(cuz it’s the truth now!)

spongebob made me stupid!
spongebob made me du+u+u+umb
spongebob made me stupid
it made my brain go numb!
spongebob made me stupid
spongebob k!lled my head
like an old john cusack fl!ck
i’d be better off dead!

at first it seems harmless, just a little nickelodeon
but then you’re waving bye+bye to your perfect little son
because he’s selling meth on the streets of pittsburgh
working for the shadow wizards, cooking up elixirs
burning down a city block, going into [?] puppy mills
buying lots of hookers and snorting up all kinds of pills
selling nfts, causing [?]
and writing [?] plays after plays after plays after plays

so please don’t forget what i’m trying to say
don’t let this message go, don’t tuck it away
kids can watch the owl house, they can watch some puppets talk
but if your kid’s a goofy goober
do yourself a favor and hit them with a rock!
(you can take it from me, because i understand; it’s quite plain to see, i’ve felt it first hand!)

spongebob made me stupid!
spongebob made me du+u+u+umb
spongebob made me stupid
and soon you’ll [?]
spongebob made me stupid, ah
i really felt the pain

in four little words, no more, no less, i can explain:

spongebob made me dumb
(dumb, dumb, dumb)

dumb!

- james walker lyrics

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