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janice burns & jon doran - derby ram lyrics

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as i was going to derby upon a christmas day
it was there i met the finest ram that ever was fed on hay
well, he had four feet to walk, sir, he had four feet to stand
and every foot that he did have, it covered a mile of land

and indeed, my lads, it’s true, i never was known to lie
and if you’d been in derby, you’d seen the same as i

now, the h+rns that grew on this ram’s head, they reached up to the moon
and a boy went up in april and he didn’t get down till june
now, the h+rns that grew on this ram’s head, they grew so mighty widе
that a couch and six could go betwixt with a footmen by the sidе

and indeed, my lads, it’s true, i never was known to lie
and if you’d been in derby, you’d seen the same as i

now this old ram, he had a tail, it reached right down to h+ll
and every time he waggled it, it rang the old church bell
and the butcher that k!lled this ram, sir, was up to knees in blood
and four in twenty butcher boys were drowned all in the flood
and the flood, it run for forty miles, i’m sure it run no more
it turned the biggest water wheel that ever was turned before

and indeed, my lads, it’s true, i never was known to lie
and if you’d been in derby, you’d seen the same as i
now, all the kids in derby come begging for his lice
to kick about in derby town, for they were a football+size
and if you don’t believe me and think it all a lie
well, you go down to derby town and you’ll see the same as i

and indeed, my lads, it’s true, i never was known to lie
and if you’d been in derby, you’d seen the same as i

and indeed, my lads, it’s true, i never was known to lie
and if you’d been in derby
well you go down to derby, and you’ll see the same as i

- janice burns jon doran lyrics

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