jared dines - death metal dad jokes lyrics
(pre+chorus + introduction) :
dad jokes will steal the show
dad jokes, here we go
dad jokes for the win
dad jokes, let’s begin
(chorus) :
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
you ain’t got jokes on my dad
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
you ain’t got jokes on my dad
(the first verse) :
swollen bald elitists decapitating cattle
barbequing bovines on the mountain peak of everest
vegans around the world unite to bring them down
but the steaks are high !
the steaks are high !
atheism is a non+prophet organization
velcro is such a rip off
(pre+chorus) :
dad jokes will steal the show
dad jokes, here we go
dad jokes for the win
dad jokes, let’s begin
(chorus) :
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
you ain’t got jokes on my dad
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
you ain’t got jokes on my dad
(the second verse) :
doomsday bands coming out like there’s no tomorrow
one could say they’re inspired by impending doom
even vampires will die , that is something you can count on
one apocalypse, two apocalypse , three !!
(speaking) :
‘ahhh, oh, i gotta get away, all right ?
you’ll love this one.’
(breakdown) :
why do skeletons never take any risks ?
because they have no guts
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
i’ve heard better chugging from the bottom of ur+n+s
brown notes so low, they open up a black hole
what time did the man…
go to the dentist
tooth hurty
(pre+chorus) :
dad jokes will steal the show
dad jokes, here we go
dad jokes for the win
dad jokes, let’s begin
(chorus) :
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
you ain’t got jokes on my dad
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
so you think you got jokes ?
you ain’t got jokes on my dad
(breakdown + outroduction) :
two peanuts were walking down the street
one of them
was a salted
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