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jarren benton - even more no homo (skit) lyrics

[phone rings]

[jarren benton]
who the f-ck is this?
oh f-ck not this n-gg- again!
h-llo

[no h-m- guy]
hey man
what’s good man?
ain’t talked to you in a minute

[jarren benton]
what’s up man?
what’s going on?

[no h-m- guy]
shit, man…
you know now’s wife and kids gone for the weekend, man…
i got these wrestling tickets
wanted to see if you wanna come with me, bro

[jarren benton]
naaah… i’ma be…
you know what, man?
i’ma f-cking be probably be busy as f-ck, man. (hey, man! come on dude!)
got a lot of shit going on

[no h-m- guy]
this is the rock, man!
the rock!
the sexiest f-cking wrestler ever, bro!
come on, man!
come on!
my n-gg-, come on, man!
you gotta come…
but i’m saying…
yo, that hair and the chest and them thighs, man…
i’m just saying…
no h-m-, bro. really no h-m-
listen

[jarren benton]
nah, i’m cool
i ain’t really into f-cking wrestling like that, my n-gg-
thanks though, man

[no h-m- guy]
look, man… he’s gonna be fighting the undertaker, so they’re gonna be slipping on each other
i’m just saying, man; it’s gonna be a good night, man
you know, i come… i slide through
get me?

[jarren benton]
nah, man. naaah

[no h-m- guy]
look, no h-m-. really
just the both of us, man

[jarren benton]
nah, i’m cool, my n-gg-
thanks though

[no h-m- guy]
hey man, listen…
what i really want to call you about though…

[jarren benton]
what’s up, man?

[no h-m- guy]
well, shit man… i mean, you know…
i’m saying… you know…
you never call me no more, man
what’s the deal?

[jarren benton]
i’m just f-cking busy as f-ck, man
got a lot of shit going on
you know… like i said, man

[no h-m- guy]
hey man… real talk
no h-m-. i’ve seen them instagram pics
shit man, you looking like you…
you look real good right now
no h-m- though

[jarren benton]
look… i’ve gotta f-cking go, man

[no h-m- guy]
hold on, man… i still want to…
you know what i’m saying?
i mean what, you growing your hair out, bro?
i’m just trying to say, man…
you look like… you know…
young [?], you know?
no h-m- or nothing, man, but i’m just trying to say like…
hey, i don’t know how to…
i really don’t know how to say this, man, but like yo…
ever since that last conversation i think things went kind of a little south, you know?

no h-m-, bro, but listen…
i’ve got feelings for you, bro
everybody’s been telling me i was g-y, but i was like
“nah, i’m not g-y, bro. no h-m-. really. i’m not g-y, bro.”

you know… people like…
hey, you eat that hotdog weird and i’m like
“no, i don’t, man
this is how people eat hotdogs
they swallow them like that.”
why do people think that that’s g-y?
i don’t think that’s g-y
so i don’t see… i think you g-y for thinking that’s g-y

i mean like yo… no h-m- bro, but i know you’ve seen them p-rns and all of a sudden it’s like three people
two dudes and one girl
you like “hey, that chick’s gonna get it
oh wait… oh oh! they touching!”
i mean, if two d-cks b-mp, why is that g-y?
that ain’t g-y
that’s just like two dudes like
“heeey i’m more manly!”
that’s like a manhood test, you feel me?
no h-m-. definitely no h-m-
two d-cks touching; no h-m-, bro
two d-cks b-mping tip to tip; kinda h-m-, but if side to side and like slapping each other a little bit, you know?
you shove them and giggle a little bit…
that ain’t g-y. you just having fun
you wrapped up in the moment
bro, come on!
no h-m-. really though. no h-m-. definitely

listen bro… you know me, bro…
we go back, bro. i am no h-m-
no, everybody now i ain’t g-y!
listen… just cause i kissed that dude one time at the club, everybody like
“oh, he g-y!”
i ain’t g-y, man! he kissed me
i didn’t kiss him! he came up to me when i was drinking and was like”hey!” and then he kissed me in my shit
what am i supposed to do?
push him off? what the f-ck?
i’m not a d-ckhead!
no h-m- bro, but that dude had some good smelling breath that night and his cologne was off the chain
i forgot to ask him what the h-ll that shit was though
no h-m-, bro. come on, man!

h-llo? hey, you there? h-llo?

[intercept message]
if you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again
if you need help, then hang up and dial your operator

- jarren benton lyrics

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