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jarren benton - yuck fou (skit) lyrics

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mr. benton, how we doing today?

sh-t i’m doing better than some and worse than others

how are you?
i’m doing fantastic. so what can i help you with?

well sh-t it sounds a little weird doc but,
i’m having the most unusual awkward
embarr-ssing problem with my finger bro

okay? well it looks here that the nurse wrote, middle finger patient.
so is there something wrong with your middle finger?

yeah. my middle finger is stuck in this upward
position and i can’t put this motherf-cker down
oh dear. okay, how the f-ck did that happen?
ok let’s take a closer look here.
what it’s really stuck up there isn’t it?
yup and it’s f-cking embarr-ssing doc

hmm, can you try to put it down for me?
no, this motherf-cker is stuck solid doc
okay, let-let’s try this one more time
and this time i want you to really put some force into it.
can you do that for me?
i can try bro
okay?
man this sh-t stuck

okay let me try to help you i’m just gonna grab your finger
(woah hold on)
i’m gonna put my hand on your shoulder
dammit! you know,
you’re sitting here flicking me off and i
can’t help but to feel like you’re f-cking with me.
is that what’s going on here?

nah nah.
ain’t n-body f-cking with you bro i ain’t got god
d-mn insurance i wouldn’t even come in this motherf-cker
waste my time and money this sh-ts stuck man

okay, i’m just gonna have to ask you to leave now get the f-ck out

leave n-gg- i’m-i’m-i’m here for-for the f-cking problem
you want me to leave, c-cause i’m black

no, i’m sorry sir you-you have to leave now get the f-ck out

we’re being f-cking irrational bro, my sh-ts stuck.
if you want a n-gg- to go i’ll go but uhh,
can you prescribe some godd-mn blue diamonds from the v–gr-

no-no get out, go. have a nice day, goodbye

f-ck you n-gg-. little fake -ss dr. ozz

jesus, f-ck that guy

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