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jarv - alright lyrics

so recently i had a thing with this chick
she was built like a brick sh-t-house, dumb as a brick
i really thought i liked her, but i really must admit
i don’t really think i did, i just liked giving her love
we were chilling non-stop for just over a month
that’s not a long time, but still, it was enough
for me to become well-aware she was just another sleazy–ss (what?!)
dumb slag, bag of dung, conceded–ss raggam-ff
batter up, ‘bout to hit it out the park- miss
this woman took a sh-t upon my heart- b-tch
she’s a man-eater, oh, the broad’s sl!ck
just another initial upon a long list
yeah, i lied when you asked how many women i’d been with
you’re gonna have to add a couple extra hands
i’ve had many before you and i’ll have many after
not saying i’m the sh-t, not claiming to be the man, i’m just saying
listen, you may not be as special as you think
and i know that’s what you think ‘cause you don’t think about much
it sucks the way it turned out, i know baby, it’s tough
i went on tour for ten days and you couldn’t wait to get stuffed
i’m usually not the type to gripe or hold a grudge
but saying sorry was the least ya’ coulda done
instead, you decided you would try and make me feel like i was crazy
because i politely asked you what was up- yup
and then she sends me a pic of that new kid she’s with
thinking it would make me jealous and p-ssed- well it did
but still, i’m not about to give the b-tch the satisfaction
of knowing i give a f-ck about who she interacts with
i bask in a haze of love and hate coagulating
i hate your f-cking att-tude but, babe, you’re rather banging
with your newly pierced nips and your platinum died hair
you can quit watching my story, stupid b-tch- you think i care? (yes)
i know that i’ve been saying that she’s dumb and that it’s typical
but when it comes to being dumb this c-nt is on the pinnacle
oh wait i shouldn’t say that, the c-word offends her
why am i even talking about this c-nt? i can’t remember
one time waking up, dude, she had me weak
she actually asked me if hippos had t–th
yo, what do you mean?? please tell me that you’re kidding
i know you must be thinking, “wow, she sounds really witty”
but wait, i got some more- one night when she was over
she said she wanted to play some video games and i said, “oh word?”
heck yeah is what i thought initially but no, sir
she didn’t know how to hold an n64 controller
so i showed her the right way- of course she got offended
i might have told a joke- of course she didn’t get it
she said that i was crazy, i proceeded laughing
“how is it my fault that you don’t understand sarcasm?”
and how’s about that time you said that hannah was a sl-t
and you would both be at this party and you wanted to f-ck her up
and i said, “no, you really shouldn’t, c’mon chill, don’t stress”
and then a week later on instagram, you say you’re bffs?
ahh yes, of course- hey, whenever you feel the need
you can grab your bottle of lube and clean your lipstick off my sheets
am i being too harsh? am i being too mean?
if you didn’t do me like you did i wouldn’t be

you see, she’s just another zombie- little dumb blondie
try to watch a movie, but she never stops talking
you came and got your ring- i gave away your watch
looking basic in my driveway drinking an iced coffee
go and find a hobby- superficial, sn0bby-
hoes, don’t ya’ know play the role of the prom queen
i musta’ been caught up in all of the sucking and swallowing
‘cause otherwise these dumb sl-ts got nothing to offer me

obviously, i’m not talking about all women
i respect women- i just don’t respect you
you know who you are
f-ck you and you suck

- jarv lyrics

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