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jason brannon - star wars gangster rap 2 lyrics

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[admiral]
this is admiral biatch to base camp
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and i have no experience with this type of sh-t
who should i call for help?

[vader]
it’s the v to the a to the d-e-r (vader!)
reconstructin’ the death star!
with my sl!ck suede suit that’s black like tar
f-cking you up no matter who you are!

[palpatine]
tell them motherf-ckers ’bout this here dark side!
roll up on your planet, death star drive-by!
and we’ll beat the rebels cause their sk!lls ain’t sh-t!

[vader]
and in my tie fighter, zig-zag stay lit!

[yoda]
oh, sh-t! yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
smoking dagobah green!
b-tches on my tip, like lando on liquor

[lando]
aw, you’re just jealous cause my black d-ck’s thicker

[chewbacca]
-wookie yell-

[lando]
yo! tell ’em chewie
last night i had leia all drunk wanting to do me

[luke]
shut the f-ck up man! leia’s my sister!
the only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister

[ben ken0bi]
luke! use the force
before intercourse
but luke, don’t forget!
b-tches ain’t nothing but hoes and tricks!

(ohh!)

[luke]
obi-wan, i’m the top gun! (top gun)
the chosen one, hotter than both suns!
vader ain’t sh-t, his head’s cut up and split!
he’s slower than the first pentium chip!

(dark side!)
[vader]
no one brings it worse to this f-cking universe

(rebels!)
[luke]
you know we’ll f-cking win, cause we’ll fight to the end!

(dark side!)
[palpatine]
i can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(rebels!)
[yoda]
you also feel vader’s d-ck in you. biatch!

-incoherent huttese jabba rap-

[han solo]
jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat–ss slug!
fake gold chains? you sorry–ss thug!
sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed wh0r-
trap door to the rancor. -sound of someone falling-

[c3po]
oh, my, goodness gracious me!
i’m a g-y man’s golden fantasy!
programmed for h0m–ecstasy
ten million forms of g-y positioning
for my golden shower, you must pay a fee
but r2-d2 gives it up for free
-r2-d2 squeaks-
r2-d2, watch your language!
always having s-x with robotic strangers!

[jar jar binks]
meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
meesa like to fight and f-cka yo wife
meesa no care cause meesa so dumb
meesa will f-ck you with me tongue
yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
meesa wants some cause meesa wanna c-m!

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