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jason kimmel - the actor lyrics

last night i did this thing where i talked to random people at the bar
i took some big old swings
and it actually got me kind of farther than i ever thought i would
i used to have more confidence in college
when i knew every person at the party i was rock solid
now i’m a stranger to sara with no h
and paying 13 dollars for a drink
and she told me i remind her of ted mosby
i said, “honestly i’m flattered”
she said, “don’t be”
i said, “really, no i’m flattered. ted’s annoying but i like josh radnor”
she said, “who?”
i said, “the actor”

i’m lonely on long island and i wanna let my haircut down
and i look for love online
but there’s gotta be more ways to take advantage of my prime
i mean, come on
i used to have more confidence in high school
when i won choir’s biggest heartthrob and i felt cool when i smoked
now marijuana makes me overthink and i’m paying 18 dollars for a drink
and she told me i remind her of ted mosby
“is it cause i keep talking?”
she said, “mostly”
“not to say that i’m not flattered, after all i really like josh radnor”
she said, “who?”
i said, “the actor”
she said, “who?”
i said, “the actor”
she said, “who?”
i said, “the actor who plays him on tv” (on tv)
on tv (on tv)
and i don’t recognize this person i’ve become here at the bar
i kind of like it though
i’m giving finance bro and that’s a start
and although i’m known to share my deepest secrets right away
i don’t think sara with no h needs to know yet that i crochet
guess i can be the actor
you can cue the laughter
i can play a character, life ain’t so different from tv
we each said, “i could have another”
i said, “jinx”
now i’m paying forty dollars for our drinks
and she told me i remind her of ted mosby
i said, “honestly, i’ll take ted over barney”
she said, “barney’s problematic but i’ve always loved neil patrick harris”
i said, “who?”
she said, “the actor.”
i said “who?”
she said, “the actor”
“do you like him or like the actor who plays him?” (on tv)
“this one’s on me”

- jason kimmel lyrics

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