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jeff dunham - santa is a redneck (bubba j) lyrics

i was working at the exxon station
about 40 miles north of bowling green
i saw a bright red light
in the darkness of the night
that’s when the strangest rig pulled in that i had ever seen
eight reindeer and an old guy in a red sleigh
i though i smelled jack daniels on his clothes
he was fumbling with a map
it was spread out on his lap
he had hank williams jr. cranked up on his radio
that’s why i believe that santa is a redneck
eatin’ barbeque has made him fat
he’s got an i love earnhardt sticker on the tailgate of his sleigh
and a big white mullet underneath his hat
through the busted screen door i could see inside
mrs. clause was on the couch with tobacco in her mouth
that trailer wern’t the only thing thas was double wide
that’s why i believe that santa is a redneck
and i know why the reindeer stay in line
he keeps a rifle there behind him in the gun rack
i’d fly too if i thought he might shoot off my behind
[music break]
that’s why i believe that santa is a redneck
last summer i saw him on the lake
he had a laid back att-tude and an outboard evinrude
b-ss fishing from the back of his red snake

- jeff dunham lyrics

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