jeff gang - spoken word poem about the lovely city of detroit lyrics
(jeff gang global)
[verse 1]
that b+tch got a nose like squidward; she look like a jew
told her to abort my son; he look like mewtwo
i just f+cked a bad b+tch and her friend said “me too”
i woke up and looked at my twitter feed and i got me+too’d
[verse 2]
i just had s+x with a b+tch who plays pro+frisbee
she freaky as h+ll; she done throated the whole glizzy
i just ran into a random n+gga’s house and stole his rice krispie
next day i came back and sold him his rice krispie
i just scammed a n+gga for an edible; i sold him a rice krispie
next day i came back and sold him his rice krispie
went home and f+cked a white b+tch and her name was christie
[verse 3]
in and out of a gas station; the cashier was indian
i just f+cked a girl from a reservation she was indian
n+ggas call me yellow in my hood; they call me a minion
broke up with my ex+girl because she was dominican
i respond a gram off my plug; he look like dababy
went home and f+cked a bald b+tch; she look like slim shady
my boy seth tried to get molly; he got meth cuz his plug was shady
my boy seth just took a xanny, now he acting lazy
i’m smokin’ on that cart night; i’m feeling kinda crazy
i just had s+x with a bad b+tch; she said “that was brazy”
left a n+gga crib because he kept playing dababy
had to cross the street so i pushed an old lady
[verse 4]
i just robbed a gas station, said “n+gga, give me four dollars”
that b+tch’ll suck my d+ck and she ask for twenty+five cents
that b+tch’ll suck my d+ck; i asked for twenty+six cents
i met jeff in the studio; i told him to make more sense
n+gga i can’t! i got a sixth sense
[verse 5]
i just shaved my head and now i look like a f+cking monk
me and yung lao going to camp; i call top bunk
yeah she just sucked my nuts; she look like a chipmunk
we got jerry on the track; he gave me big crush
that n+gga is into cbt; he want his d+ck crushed
when i was in sixth+grade, i was my own crush
now i’m in twelth+grade; now i want my d+ck crushed
grab my n+gga ass because he got a big b+tt
(really n+gga)
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