jeff porter - latte larry's lyrics
verse 1:
let’s take em back to season seven where it all began
mocha joe, you’re the biggest scum bag in all the land
it started off when you went and handled the jumper cables
the problem is you didn’t get that it was just a favor
nothing in return, simply being kind
you think you really deserve a tip? well you lost your mind
and then i tried to go get your beans but your store was closed
i sat in traffic you little b+st+rd this sh+t is madness
gettin’ competitive ‘bout to open a spite store
nothing is out of the question i’ll start a price war
used to be friends at first, but now that sh+t is ruined
i’m gonna prove it, you can even ask richard lewis
gotta be sh+ttin me servin’ up all that cold coffee
not to mention your f+ckin tables are so wobbly
don’t even get me started on those super awful scones
mocha joe, i’ve had enough you better watch your tone
hook: x4
we came to flow, in case you didn’t know
down at latte larry’s
we don’t go to mocha joe’s
verse 2:
and then your mother i think her name was mocha jane
she’s so insane you better tell her to stay in her lane
she got mad because i parked inside the handicap
alright lady you know what? f+cking relax
i can’t come here again, i swear i hate this sh+t
what kind of coffee shop doesn’t serve any danishes
you’re being sneaky and dirty is what i’m speculatin’
i keep it clean… no toilets for defecatin’
what kind of bullsh+t is this? i really need some answers
i can’t believe your brand ambassador is ted danson
we got the heated cups and you could never get these
i’ll go to weddings in mexico for the best beans
keep on flowing, you know i got the dope raps
and did i mention? we even got a coat rack
best coffee in the land, yeah you f+ckin’ right
come on down and have yourself a nice cup of spite
hook: x4
we came to flow, in case you didn’t know
down at latte larry’s
we don’t go to mocha joe’s
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