
jenn colella & george dvorsky - you wanna be my friend lyrics
[man 2]
you’re so good
you’re too good for me, you are
you’re the best d+mn person i have known, by far
if i could, you know i’d never throw this curve
you’re a goddess
and i’m not what you deserve
what i am saying is
our thing must end
but though it must
i want to be your friend
[woman 2, spoken]
friend?
friend?
huh
[woman 2]
you wanna be my friend?
you wanna be my friend?
well, that’s nice
you wanna be my friend?
i have friends i know from college
high school pals that i still see
i have sisters in sororities
‘cross the country fond of me
two chums that date from grade school
one wholе family from st. paul
there are kids i know from summеr camp
who still give me a call
i have friends from when i lived in paris
and my singles cruise
i have five old boyfriends
who still call me up to schmooze
i have buddies from the lab in boston
colleagues from the zoo
i have got an aunt in cleveland
that i always can turn to
i got enough friends!
[man 2, spoken]
perhaps i should be going
[woman 2, spoken]
oh, h+ll no, you stay right there!
[man 2, spoken]
i, i, i, i—
[woman 2]
you wanna be my friend? ha!
you wanna be my friend?
well, i’m touched
he wants to be my friend
i want a lover and a husband
and a partner and a spouse
i want someone to split expenses with me
on a summer house
i want a father for my unborn children
someone who’s in tune
and since i’ll be thirty+nine next month
i want him rather soon
i want someone to buy rugs and lamps with
someone who’ll cosign
i want a small joint bank account in his name and in mine
i need someone i can fight with
learn to cook with, love to feed
come to think of it
there’s only one thing that i do not need
i don’t need another friend!
[man 2, spoken]
i really think i should be going
[woman 2, spoken]
oh, h+ll no, you stay right there!
[man 2, spoken]
i deserve this, you’re right
you’re such a wonderful person
and i’m such a—
[woman 2, spoken]
i don’t need to hear from you i’m perfect
then end up all wet
i am tired of being the greatest girl
a man has ever met
oh, but i don’t want to make a commitment to you”
ha! can’t you see?
you don’t want to tell the truth, oh no
you just want out from me
yes, i know inside you’re fragile
yes, your mother was a mess
if that’s why you can’t receive a woman’s love
i couldn’t care less!
i don’t need to know it’s your fault
have some b+lls, it doesn’t fit
you’re not sick, deprived, misunderstood or weak
you’re just a sh+t!
[woman 2, spoken]
and you wanna be my friend?
shoot, who’d want you as a friend?
say, is my name on this lease?
[man 2, spoken]
huh?
[woman 2, spoken]
is my name on this lease?
[man 2, spoken]
yeah
[woman 2, spoken]
then get out of my apartment!
get!
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