jenna marbles - landshark lyrics
sometimes when you’re really awkward
you do awkward things
so i’m gonna tell what i’ve been doing lately
i’ve been turning everything into a landshark
what’s a landshark?
it’s a shark
that’s on land
motherf-cker
if you wanna turn yourself into a landshark
you’re gonna need a hand
and if you don’t have one
then you’re f-cked!
but you’re gonna take your hand a put it on your back like a fin
and now you’re a landshark
yeah, you’re a landshark
in the middle of na awkward conversation?
nope! not anymore!
landshark, you’ll never f-cking catch me, b-tch!
if you have any friends, then you could turn them into landsharks
but you don’t, so cry for a minute
then turn your dog into a landshark
kermit landshark
marble landshark
now i’m gonna show you some pictures i made:
snape landshark
hamster landshark
apple landshark
christian bale is a landshark
the guy from ancient aliens is a landshark
this is a sandshark, now it’s a landshark
the eiffel tower is a landmark, now it’s a landshark
unicorns aren’t mythical creatures
they’re horses dressed up in landshark costumes
don’t trust those motherf-ckers!
now put some helium in a giant airshark
watch it fly around
laugh about it
do a plank on the ground as a landshark
it’s so much cooler then regular planking
landshark, tree bark
what do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark?
jesus
how do you landsharks have s-x with each other?
b-n-rs
turtle backpack, turtle landshark
apologize to your dog
eat your feelings
landshark
cry about the fact that you made this vídeo
labdshark
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