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jenny tolman - married in a honky tonk lyrics

[verse 1]
i was taking off my makeup after jumping to bed
after binging all day on “say yes to the dress”
when that devil on my shoulder known as my best friend
texted, “we’re all at the cowboy, get your b+tt down here, jenn!”
against my better judgment, i pulled myself together
in the bat of a lash, it was “hey, bartender!
would you pour me a tequila, soda, and lime?”
that’s when i heard a voice say, “put it on mine”
turned around and saw my knight in shining neon light
after five rounds, i found the love of my life
i blurted out “i like the sound of your last name”
he winked and said his wingman just got ordained
[pre+chorus]
cherry+slim ring, slurry, i do
something cold, something rude, something past ribbon blue
the band played “here comes the bride”
with the party crowd singing along
and that’s how i got married in a honky tonk

[chorus]
ooh! i do!

[verse 2]
i tipped that waitress who made my beer+bucket bouquet
and oh, biscuit, the bouncer who gave me away
no rice in sight but a lot of popcorn grown

- jenny tolman lyrics

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